Music Fun
Here’s a fun little test thingy where you can see how well you can keep a steady rhythm, distinguish between pitches, hold a musical sequence in your memory, and repeat a beat.

I’m going to blame my bad score on not wearing headphones. TRY AND STOP ME
Random Tests Just Because
All from here.
Movie Director Test

Big Five Book Taste Test

Maladaptive Daydreaming Test (I’m surprised this isn’t worse)

Author Test


Pokemon Energy Test

TESTING MY FRENCH!

I’d say that’s pretty good for only having one French class and using Duo for a bit less than a year.
Let’s keep improving!
Who Do You Think You Are? I Am!
It’s been forever since I’ve done this survey that I ALWAYS used to do, so let’s do it now!


Polarized. I am polarized.
I Took a Thing
What types of dudely dudes am I attracted to?

Almost right in the middle, of course, haha.
(Attracted to women? Here.)
Enthusiast, Zeal Thyself
Just a few quizzes because I’M BORED and I DON’T WANT TO ANSWER EMAILS RIGHT NOW

(Yeah, I could have told you that)

“Euphoria is inspired by the famous TV show, and it involves glam outfits, gemstones, graphic liners, and high heels. Euphoria is all about being an insta baddie and staying above everyone. It involves self-expression in a fashion icon way. You’re all about expressing yourself through your style—and it’s not just about clothes. You like to show off your inner baddie by wearing bold makeup and statement jewelry! You’re a true bae! You like to express yourself by wearing your favorite hairstyles, makeup looks, shoes, and clothes. You know that every day is your insta-day—you’re on a mission to change the world through your style. You want to look good for everyone because it makes you feel better about yourself! Euphoria aesthetic is all about bright colors and bold patterns. You’re someone who wants to stand out in a crowd, and you want to feel energized. What colors should you wear? Bright colors like red, orange, yellow, and green are your best friends here. They’ll make you feel confident and happy! You should also consider patterns like stripes, polka dots, and floral prints. What fabrics are best for euphoria aesthetics? You want things that are lightweight and comfortable—think cotton or linen fabrics. Remember: Your clothes should let your personality shine through!”

Intel
I like doing these tests even though I usually know what the outcome is going to be. And even though, in this case, the idea of “multiple intelligences” has pretty much been debunked (at least in terms of matching people with different “learning styles”).

Action, Camera, Lights
I remember when I did that LEGO Mars Rover thingy in elementary school that our supervisor told me that I would make a great engineer. For whatever reason that’s always stuck with me, even though I really had no interest in engineering when I started college (or at any point during the process of getting all my nonsense degrees).
But this quiz was fun anyway.

Interesting. One of my old roommates was studying to become an electrical engineer (one of the others was studying to be a computer engineer). I think being a civil engineer would be cool, actually, but also a bit terrifying. A mistake could harm a lot of people. I guess that’s true about a good number of jobs, but still.
Poly
Interesting. This quiz attempts to determine your stance on eight political values. Here are my results:

Give it a try!
RAGE

This is called “95% of my answers were on the “agree” side of the scale.
Yes, I am an angry person.
Wanna Practice World Flags?
This is super fun. I have a thing for flags, though, so maybe it’s just me.
Test Me
I found a bunch of pseudo-scientific, not-backed-up-by-research quizzes that are supposed to tell you deep dark secrets about your personality.
But they’re a distraction from the shitstorm that is reality right now, so here y’all go.
Edit: there’s actually quite a mix of things on here. Some of them are supposedly based on research (the “screening” type tests) and some of them are just…regular calculator-based tests (the BMI test), but most of them seem relatively frivolous. Fun, though.
How Worthless AM I?
Answer: pretty worthless.
Reaction time? GARBAGE!

Typing speed is meh. I can do better.

Hearing? GARBAGE!

Verbal memory? Meh.

Visual Memory? GARBAGE!

Number memory? GARBAGE!

One Word, Two Words, Red Words, Blue Words
This and this. Try them. How did you do?
I’m sure a (big?) portion of your ability to see the words has to do with the color/brightness/contrast settings on your monitor, but still. It’s fun to try.
I got 9/10 on the blue one and 8/10 on the red one.

Seriously, what the hell is that? There’s no word in there. Liars.
TO MS PAINT!

Fuck.
I’VE GOT YOUR NUMBER
The Approximate Number System aptitude test is something I’ve taken three times before: in 2012 (before I started my math degree), 2014 (right before I got my math degree), and 2016 (right before I got my MS in stats). So let’s take it again after several years of teaching math and stats and see if anything’s changed!


Eh, they’ve changed a little. My w was 0.13 all the other times I’ve taken this. Probably means I’m getting dumber. If that’s even possible.
OPPA ‘REILLY STYLE

Yeah, yeah, I know, Bill O’Reilly, so I have no idea how legit it is, but it was fun anyway.
I got the senator question wrong (question 8).
GUSH
I was BORED OUT OF MY MIND today and decided to take a few character alignment tests.
I seem to be very consistently Lawful Neutral.
Lawful Neutral
A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs her. Order and organization are paramount to her. She may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or she may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. The common phrase for lawful neutral is “true lawful.” Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot.
—excerpt from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6
Here’s a long one that tells you even more!
Lawful Neutral Human Druid/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 16
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 10
Alignment:
Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Primary Class:
Druids- Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid’s Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.
Secondary Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
Detailed Results:
Alignment:
Lawful Good —– XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Neutral Good —- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Good —- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Lawful Neutral — XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (27)
True Neutral —- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Chaotic Neutral – XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Evil —– XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Neutral Evil —- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaotic Evil —- XXXX (4)
Law & Chaos:
Law —– XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral – XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos — XXX (3)
Good & Evil:
Good —- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral – XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Evil —- X (1)
Race:
Human —- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf —- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Elf —— XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome —- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling – XXXXXX (6)
Half-Elf – XXXXXX (6)
Half-Orc – XXXX (4)
Class:
Barbarian – XXXXXX (6)
Bard —— XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Cleric —- XXXXXXXX (8)
Druid —– XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Fighter — XXXXXX (6)
Monk —— XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Paladin — XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Ranger —- XXXXXX (6)
Rogue —– XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Sorcerer — XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Wizard —- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)












