OH MY GOD do you want to see a toenail so absolutely overgrown and destroyed by miles and miles of running that it looks like a fossil?

OBSERVE!

Yes, that is, in fact, a toenail. I can confirm it, as I just ripped it off the middle toe of my left foot.

FINALLY.

That’s the underside of it. The top side doesn’t look much better, trust me…though maybe it does look more like a fossil than the underside.

(Thumb for scale.)

Now I’m down to one – count ‘em, ONE – wonky toenail on my left foot. Once that one falls off, my left foot is going to look more normal than it has in years.

Wild.