200: My crush’s name is: Does my husband count as a crush? He’s more than a crush, though, so…
199: I was born in: The ‘Scow.
198: I am really: Horrible.
197: My cellphone company is: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…uhhhhh…Shaw?
196: My eye color is: Hazel.
195: My shoe size is: Ten and a half in Saucony Kinvaras. Which are the only shoes I ever wear anymore, so yeah. Ten and a half.
194: My ring size is: No idea.
193: My height is: 5’2.5”
192: I am allergic to: Pineapples. Azmacort. Some sort of pollen.
191: My 1st car was: NON-EXISTENT!
190: My 1st job was: Wendy’s.
189: Last book you read: Oh god I don’t even know.
188: My bed is: Nice and soft and cozy.
187: My pet: Jazzy! She’s the best.
186: My best friend: I don’t think I have one. I don’t know if I even have any regular friends anymore.
185: My favorite shampoo is: Whatever the heck I use. I can’t remember. It’s in a green bottle.
184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox.
183: Piggy banks are: Something I’ve never seen in real life.
182: In my pockets: NO POCKETS JUST UNDERWEAR
181: On my calendar: Nothing. I, surprisingly, don’t use a calendar.
180: Marriage is: Happy.
179: Spongebob can: Do a lot of things. Spongily.
178: My mom: Is the best mom in the world.
177: The last three songs I bought were? I don’t freaking know. I’m not doing my daily songs, so everything is a blur and time is meaningless.
176: Last YouTube video watched: A video about the kilogram, because of course.
175: How many cousins do you have? Five?
174: Do you have any siblings? Nope!
173: Are your parents divorced? Yes.
172: Are you taller than your mom? No. There aren’t a lot of people that are shorter than me.
171: Do you play an instrument? Several.
170: What did you do yesterday? I ran! I screwed around. I cried. The usual.
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: Yes.
168: Luck: Yes.
167: Fate: Sure.
166: Yourself: I’m a horrible human being, so no.
165: Aliens: What a sad universe this would be if the only life out there was contained on this one little planet.
164: Heaven: Eh.
163: Hell: Eh.
162: God: No.
161: Horoscopes: They’re fun.
160: Soul mates: Considering I’m married to my soul mate, yes.
159: Ghosts: Maybe not in the typical way they’re portrayed, but yes.
158: Gay Marriage: How…how do you “believe in” gay marriage? It’s not like something that may or may not exist. Gay people exist. Some of them get married. Gay marriage is…real.
157: War: War is real..
156: Orbs: Dafuq is an orb?
155: Magic: Nah.
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: No touchy.
153: Drunk or High: Neither.
152: Phone or Online: Online, bitches!
151: Red heads or Black haired: OH GOD THAT’S A TOUGH CHOICE. Um, red.
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes, yo.
149: Hot or cold: I’d rather be too cold than too hot. This is frequently the case, so it works out.
148: Summer or winter: Summer.
147: Autumn or Spring: Ugh, neither.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.
145: Night or Day: I love the sun, but I am most awake at night.
144: Oranges or Apples: Apples.
143: Curly or Straight hair: I’ve always wanted straight hair. I hate my freaking hair.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald’s.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk chocolate. White chocolate is creepy.
140: Mac or PC: PC.
139: Flip flops or high heels: Neither.
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Would being sweet and poor erase my current ugliness, or am I stuck with that?
137: Coke or Pepsi: Neither.
136: Hillary or Obama: Dated survey is dated.
135: Buried or cremated: Throw me in the burny-burny. Then take some of my remains and scatter them on/near Leibniz’ grave. I am 100% not kidding about this.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing!
133: Coach or Chanel: Don’t care.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t know these humans.
131: Small town or Big city: Big city.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Walmart.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller is pretty great.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: No touchy.
127: East Coast or West Coast: What country are we referring to here?
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate. Half the appeal of flowers is lost on me because of NON-FUNCTIONING NOSE.
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: METS.
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: It’s…bad?
121: George Bush: MAN, WE HAD NO IDEA HOW BAD THINGS COULD GO FROM HERE, DID WE
120: Gay Marriage: Do it! I mean, if you’re gay. If you’re not, it won’t work.
119: The presidential election: The next one? It’ll be hell.
118: Abortion: Pro-choice.
117: MySpace: HA, does that exist anymore?
116: Reality TV: Reality cooking shows are pretty great.
115: Parents: Mine are good.
114: Back stabbers: They’re…bad?
113: Ebay: I haven’t used eBay in a looooong time.
112: Facebook: Blah.
111: Work: I like my work.
110: My Neighbors: I don’t know them.
109: Gas Prices: I don’t care about them personally, but Alberta is an oil province, so…
108: Designer Clothes: Give me gaudy Goodwill madness instead, please.
107: College: It’s my life.
106: Sports: BASEBALL
105: My family: My immediate family is good.
104: The future: Eh.
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: I hugged Nate this morning.
102: Last time you ate: Yesterday?
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Q U A R A N T I N E B I T C H E S
100: Cried in front of someone: Yesterday.
99: Went to a movie theater: Q U A R A N T I N E B I T C H E S
98: Took a vacation: Q U A R A N T I N E B I T C H E S (yes, I’m going to use this for every relevant question)
97: Swam in a pool: Q U A R A N T I N E B I T C H E S
96: Changed a diaper: Ew, I hate kids, no thanks.
95: Got my nails done: Q U A R A N T I N E B I T C H E S
94: Went to a wedding: Q U A R A N T I N E B I T C H E S
93: Broke a bone: Never.
92: Got a peircing: Whenever I got that industrial, so…2008?
91: Broke the law: It’s been a while.
90: Texted: A few minutes ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Nate is hilarious.
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: I have already left home. I probably won’t see it again until at least next year. I’m sad.
87: The last movie I saw: I have no idea.
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: The end of this freaking pandemic nonsense.
85: The thing im not looking forward to: Continuing pandemic nonsense.
84: People call me: My name. Super original and unique, right?
83: The most difficult thing to do is: To be happy. I’m…not good at that.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope.
81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius.
80: The first person i talked to today was: Nate.
79: First time you had a crush: Hahahaha, let’s not go into that saga, shall we? (Fifth grade.)
78: The one person who I can’t hide things from: I can hide things from everyone.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: My mom and I are always on the same wavelength. We’re creepy.
76: Right now I am talking to: No one.
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I am an adult right now! I teach math/stats.
74: I have/will get a job: See above.
73: Tomorrow: Will unfortunately happen.
72: Today: Is unfortunately happening.
71: Next Summer: Will hopefully be a lot more normal than this one, holy hellbaskets.
70: Next Weekend: Will be the same old boring nonsense.
69: I have these pets: Jazzy.
68: The worst sound in the world: Babies crying. Kids crying.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Me.
66: People that make you happy: Nothing makes me happy.
65: Last time I cried: Yesterday.
64: My friends are: Probably not actually my friends anymore. I am both forgettable and not good at keeping in touch with others.
63: My computer is: My bro.
62: My School: I’m surprisingly not going to school right now.
61: My Car: No car.
60: I lose all respect for people who: Aren’t taking this damn virus seriously.
59: The last movie I cried at was: Probably whatever the last movie I watched was.
58: Your hair color is: Black.
57: TV shows you watch: One of the TV stations up here, for whatever miraculous reason, shows Chicago Hope at 4 PM. I watch it religiously now that I’m stuck at home.
56: Favorite web site: I don’t know if I have one. The one I use the most is probably YouTube.
55: Your dream vacation: The Leibniz museum in Germany!
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: When I had appendicitis? I’m actually not sure.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well-done as all hell. Fight me.
52: My room is: Not a thing. I don’t have a room.
51: My favorite celebrity is: I’m all about Adam Arkin now that I’ve been getting my Chicago Hope fix. I really like him.
50: Where would you like to be: Nowhere.
49: Do you want children: GOD NO
48: Ever been in love: I currently am!
47: Who’s your best friend: I don’t know if I have one.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: More guy friends.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Nothing.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My mom.
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Get the tenure. That’s…that’s it. And keep walking obsessively.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Eh.
41: Have you pre-named your children: I LOVE the name “Hugo.” I also love the name “Victor,” so that’s a problem. But I’m not having kids anyway, so…
40: Last person I got mad at: Myself.
39: I would like to move to: Nowhere. I love Calgary.
38: I wish I was a professional: Anything. Being a pro at something would be coolio.
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: M&Ms!
36: Vehicle: Car? Or do you want more specifics? A Jeep Wrangler with the plastic top.
35: President: Millard Fillmore!
34: State visited: Alaska.
33: Cellphone provider: I don’t think I have a favorite.
32: Athlete: Oh god, a bunch of baseball players.
31: Actor: As above, Adam Arkin.
30: Actress: Dunno.
29: Singer: Chris Martin from Coldplay.
28: Band: Coldplay.
27: Clothing store: Uh…no idea.
26: Grocery store: Superstore is great ‘cause it’s cheap, but it’s probably COVID CENTRAL right now.
25: TV show: Chicago Hope!
24: Movie: Sunshine.
23: Website: I’ve done this one already.
22: Animal: Cat.
21: Theme park: Have I ever been to a theme park? Disneyland counts, right? Disneyland.
20: Holiday: Christmas.
19: Sport to watch: Baseball!
18: Sport to play: I don’t do sports.
17: Magazine: I used to read Mental Floss.
16: Book: The Caine Mutiny.
15: Day of the week: I’ve always liked Tuesdays and I have no idea why.
14: Beach: Whatever that one was in Hawaii.
13: Concert attended: I’ve only ever seen OK Go.
12: Thing to cook: Spaghetti is easy as hell and is also probably one of the “fastest” things I can cook. I take 4 hours to make a salad and I’m not even kidding.
11: Food: Broccoli. Cheese. Cheesy broccoli!
10: Restaurant: Mongolian BBQ. I hope it survives all this madness.
9: Radio station: 106.1 in Moscow.
8: Yankee candle scent: ANOSMIA, BITCHES
7: Perfume: See above.
6: Flower: I like sunflowers.
5: Color: Orange.
4: Talk show host: I have no idea.
3: Comedian: Brian Regan! Ben Baily is great, too.
2: Dog breed: I don’t think I have one.
1: did you answer all these truthfully? I TRIED, OKAY?!?!?!?!?!