What is the closest grocery store to your house?
Safeway, I think.
When was the last time you colored with crayons?
Like, wax crayons? It’s been a long, long time.
Have you ever owned a plant? What was it?
I had a cactus when I was younger. I was never very good with plants.
Have you met anyone famous?
I don’t think so.
What was the worst injury you have ever had?
Whatever the hell I did to my knee/leg in 2017. That’s pretty much the only injury I’ve ever had.
At thanksgiving dinner, what is the first thing you go for?
That broccoli thing my mom and dad always make.
When you were a kid, who was your best pal?
In elementary school it was Anastasia before she moved away. GE before her, too, I guess.
Do you have any special talents?
Ha. “Talents.” No.
Have you ever been to a nursing home?
What kind of job did your mom have when you were growing up?
She did web design and graphic design for the U of I.
Have you ever known anyone that’s been on tv, including you?
Probably. A lot of people have been on TV.
What was the most interesting animal you have seen in the wild?
A bald eagle!
What holiday do you enjoy the most?
What was the first video game you ever played?
Either Doom or Cosmic Osmo, haha.
What is the one thing you own, that if it got lost, you would be bummed?
My iPod. I’m so attached to that little dude. He goes everywhere with me, though, and I’m constantly making sure I have him, so I’d be shocked if I ever lost him.
Do you have a favorite breakfast item?
I don’t eat breakfast. I do like cereal, though. And eggs.
What do you find yourself buying all the time?
Tank tops. Broccoli. Eyeshadow.
When was the last time you got a real letter in the mail?
Christmas. My mom and dad sent Christmas letters, if those count.
Do you have a most prized piece of jewelry?
My wedding ring!
Do you own any board games?
What chore seems the most daunting right now?
Laundry. I hate doing laundry.
Were you born in the state you live in?
Bro, I’m not even in a state right now!
Have you ever lived in a house that has been broken into?
I don’t think so. Though at the other place I lived here in Calgary, one day I came home and my window was wide open. So that’s…suspicious.
What is your favorite cheese?
Who do you know that watches the most sports?
Hahaha, my mom.