I think it would be super cool if someone came up with a cookbook in which all recipes were stupid reconfigurations of mathematicians’/statisticians’ names or mathematical objects.

Examples:

• Fibognocci
• Tukey Sandwiches
• Vennison
• Bonferroni and Cheese
• Putnaan (“Putnam” and “naan”…anyone?)*
• Gabriel’s Corn
• Mandelbratwurst
• Fig Newto—OH WAIT

I’d buy a cookbook like that.

*Yes, I know Putnam wasn’t a mathematician himself, but he’s got that competition named after him, so yeah. It counts.