Check this out: https://www.23andme.com/

I’m totally considering getting this done as my graduation present to myself.
Assuming, you know, I pass my thesis defense.

Reasons:
– Because it would be awesome
– Because they test odor detection
– And tardive dyskinesia
– AND gout, which my father has

It looks pretty legit, and things like this have always interested me.

$99 seems reasonable enough, too, especially as a reward for two years of hell.