List of things that don’t mix:
Oil + water
Water + potassium
Bleach + ammonia
Wine + emotions
Scientology + common sense

And finally…

Half-Life + The Brave Little Toaster

Seriously, guys…weirdest dream I’ve ever had. There were headcrabs, there were talking blankets. At some point a vacuum consumed a bullsquid.

Life and the unconscious realm are weird.
Edit: holy Jesus:

Most accurate representation of that movie EVER.