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I’m sorry. I love these.

yalborap: So there’re these ‘don’t start forest fires’ commercials telling me to get my smokey on. And all I can think is “If an anthromorphic bear in a pair of jeans and one of those ranger hats comes up and tells me not to set stuff on fire, I probably already did”.

XenThra: I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I’m terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
DevXen: Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

Wind-X: and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich

Bobby20: I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn’t get it to go back on

`BuM: why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?

!Lun_e: ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.

concubine: NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE

smcn: one of these days
smcn: i’m going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons
smcn: then i’m going to look at him and go :=D

polaris: haha… mozilla rocks… I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it

Kacey: if I wsa president, I would change the “In God We Trust” to “In Goats We Thrust”

(DigDug) i’m really glad that my penis doesn’t have an odometer

Mass: hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh

orion`-`-: what the fuck
orion`-`-: i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
orion`-`-: brbrb

hypr: MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
hypr: she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and says she will break them if she sees em on me again
hypr: :(
[cut]: schwtzngr: IT’S NOT A TUMOR! (this is super funny if you’ve seen the Arnold clip).

Inoshiro: Wth
Inoshiro: “Don’t iron, don’t put in a triangle, don’t put in an oval”
harb: Er?
Inoshiro: Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?

DigiGnome: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
DigiGnome: I need my socks.

goltrpoat: ‘britney spears’ is an anagram for ‘presbyterians.’

Sharkey: The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.

]km[cugar: i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags

gaspumpXP: Man… what kind of RPG is this?  It won’t let me rape the sheep…

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