I think the more stressed I am, the more apt I am to make really, really dumb jokes.

Example: I keep my iPod Touch next to my bed couch so I have something to write down any genius ideas I come up with during the night (yeah, right).

So as I was falling asleep last night, this is the joke I thought of:

What do you call a paper towel family that’s having a siesta? Napkins!

Just kill me now.