Hey, Adobe?
Why does the newest version of Adobe Acrobat have five – count ‘em, FIVE – AI-related tools available immediately upon opening a PDF?
Is this really necessary? Really?
*angry incoherent screeching*
I hate AI, I loathe generative AI with all my soul, and I weep for the future.
2024: The Year of “All of Your Insecurities are Valid and Here’s Why”
Also:
- 2024: The Year of “Your Best Isn’t Good Enough”
- 2024: The Year of “All That Hard Work and Nobody Cares”
- 2024: The Year of “Are You Feeling Inadequate? You Should Be!”
- 2024: The Year of “I’m Sorry I’m Human and Want a Little External Validation”
- 2024: The Year of “Getting That Thing You’ve Been Working Towards for Eight Years Isn’t Going to Make You Happy”
- 2024: “It’s Not Imposter Syndrome If You’re Actually an Imposter”
But, y’know, don’t tell anybody any of this stuff. ‘Cause then they’ll just get upset with you because you’re not feeling the way they think you should feel.
*insert depressing title here*
I am feeling so very discouraged today. It feels like this pandemic will never end because people are so selfish and stupid. Every time one part of the world takes a step forward, it’s like we take two steps back somewhere else in the world.
And when it is eventually over (assuming that happens), then what? What is there even to look forward to anymore? Climate change? Water shortages? More disease?
It’s like there’s no point anymore. Things are only going to get worse.
I can’t remember the last time I GAVE FEWER SHITS
Like everyone else, I’m not having a great time with life right now. Sorry for the terrible blogging.
(I mean, it’s not like I haven’t engaged in terrible blogging before, but now I have an excuse.)
*frustrated screeching*
*more frustrated screeching*
That is all.
First World Problems:
I want SCRAMBLED EGGS but I’m too sad to clean the pan, so I’mma just sit here and listen to music until I crash.
Things are hard when you’re sad.
Are fake potatoes imitaters?
This guy gets it. He gets it.
Haha, and I’m right there with the “using emojis ironically” thing. It’s so tempting because it’s like “what in the fuck random garbage nonsense can I portray with a poop, six buckets, a dime, a plus sign, and three more poops?” but then I have to back off and not actually start, because it’s a slippery slope, yo.
It’s like Twitter. At first you use it for garbage Tweets like so:
But then, after a while, you start—
…okay, never mind.
Warning: excessive cursing ahead (blame Google)
What the fuck is this
What in the fuck is this
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
Google, you inconsistent pile of nonsense, what was wrong with your previous logo?
Hell, what was wrong with your previous font? Anybody who knows me knows how much I hate sans serif fonts.
(For anybody that doesn’t know me: it’s a lot.)
I don’t like that using a sans-serif is becoming the equivalent of being “modern.” It’s not being modern. It’s being shit. I think there’s a correlation between how long a site’s been using a sans-serif font as their logo (or as part of their logo) and how much that site sucks.
Let me give you some examples:
Twitter has always had a sans serif font, and Twitter has always sucked. And what’s with the “t” in this font? It looks like a little airplane seat.
An airplane seat for losers.
Facebook has always had a sans serif font, too. Coincidentally, Facebook has pretty much always sucked as well.
Now let’s look at some websites that don’t suck. Notice that they all use serif fonts.
HOLY SHIT IT’S A CONSPIRACY.
Nnnngh the sans serif nonsense is such an annoying fad. Like, I know Google has changed its logo in the past, but this is too dramatic, I think. Seriously, Google, you were doing fine with variations of this…
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It’s a good font. A good font. But then you somehow find the font equivalent of diarrhea residue and MAKE IT YOUR NEW LOGO’S TYPEFACE?
I am so irrationally aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangry because of this.
At least they’re still capitalizing their name.
So help me god, if they stop capitalizing their name…
Edit: if you search “Google logo” you get this field of insanity. I don’t know about you, but this looks terrifying.
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