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Claudia vs. Chess

I have never played chess.
I have no freaking idea how to play chess.
But since Vista is stupid and decided to break up with Pinball, chess is really the only interesting game to play since I lack internet at my house.

I think part of my problem is that I can’t tell which piece is thequeen and which piece is the king…I don’t know if that’s my fault or if Vista also thinks that my getting involved with Chess is about as bad an idea as getting rid of pinball (can you tell I’m bitter?).
Anyway.
I’m playing on level 1 out of 10 and I’m still sucking royally (HAHA CHESS JOKE).
The end.