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Ha. This was fun.

Buy Some Random Shit from Etsy and We’ll Tell You Your Moral Alignment.

I am chaotic good, apparently.

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Dorky Etsy Nonsense ‘Cause I’m a Dorky Nutsy Mofo

Hi.

 

YAY

GRUMBLE BOW

I like to think that this is what my soul would look like should anyone cut it open.

What type of weirdo goes around cutting open souls? No idea.

BUT MAYBE IT’S THE GUYS WHO RUN THIS ETSY
(They’ve got the souls of the Blue Man Group; theory confirmed)

Sorry, I’ve been super stressed out lately so I’m not making much sense.

Edit: unrelated but important: I need this!

Post It!

So remember that interactive chart of statistical distributions? Remember how I said it would be cool if that was offered as a poster?

IT IS!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

YES VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS

HOLY FREAKING CRAP, MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED BY A WONDERFUL SOUL ON ETSY.

I’m buying this for myself for Christmas because LEIBNIZ DOLL.

I am FLIPPING OUT SLKFJALGHARLIFHASLFHASDLKFHADLFJ

[throws credit card at monitor]

MY FRIENDS KNOW ME SO WELL

Look at this ridiculously adorable thing.

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This was the “surprise” Nick sent me awhile back: a standard normal distribution plushie!! I told him about this Etsy shop like three years ago and then this dude shows up in the mail.

He is my new favorite little buddy.

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LOOK AT HIM SMILING LIKE “YEAH I KNOW I’VE GOT A MEAN OF ZERO AND A STANDARD DEVIATION OF ONE AND I KNOW YOU WANT MY BOD”

He is so freaking adorable I can’t even stand it.

Right now he’s chilling with all my stats books, but I might bring him to my office to chill there.

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Thankyouthankyouthankyou, Nick!

Blog the Blog of Ages!

Blarghglsdfhg.

So. Because every doctor in Moscow is a member of the Incompetent Physicians of America Association, I may not be in Moscow for much longer. I’ve got some shit going on and my mom found a doctor down in Arizona that seems to be exponentially better than the culmination of all the doctors in Moscow (can you tell I haven’t had any great experiences with doctors in this town?).

So yeah. Just letting anyone who cares know.

OH, and assuming I stay here (it’s probably 50/50 right now, so who knows), perhaps we can all do something over Thanksgiving break. Matt, I know you read this…do you get a few days off for Thanksgiving and are you going anywhere during that week? Maggie (if you read this), are you going anywhere? If you’re all around (and I am too, haha) we should totally get together and have a little Thanksgiving party. Tasty foods, Rock Band, silliness in the basement…all that jazz.

Yay!

Also, I want everything from this Etsy shop.