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Font Face

Did this happen?

I don’t feel like this happened.

*checks word*

Nope, still freaking Calibri. But let’s compare, shall we?

Calibri on top, Aptos on bottom.

I don’t like the way the lowercase “L” looks in the Aptos font and I don’t like the shorter ascenders/descenders in Aptos, but I do appreciate that Aptos keeps the double-storey font type consistent when you make the text italicized. That was something that really bugged me with Calibri.

Also, I like that Aptos is…blockier? I don’t know if that’s the right way to describe it, but it’s a bit more “in your face,” which I like.

So eh.

FaceTypeFace

Typography? Fonts? Motherfuckin’ Calibri?

Check it out!

(Remember my Calibri rants? That son of a bitch font just bugs me, man.)

Scumbag Calibri

So I’ve figured out why Calibri is pretty much my least favorite font ever!

I was typing a draft of an email at work the other day. On the computers there, Microsoft Word’s settings haven’t been changed from their defaults; as such, things are automatically typed up in Calibri.

Gross, I know.

Anyway. Typing a draft of an email. I highlighted a phrase to italicize it and noticed something interesting:

Notice anything? I mean, aside from the italic-ness. Look again:

Mr. High and Mighty Calibri thinks it’s okay to change the lowercase g and lowercase a from double-story to single-story (actual terms) when italicizing.

Oh silly little arrogant fartface font. I knew there was a reason I didn’t like you, apart from your attempted overthrow of the Times New Roman dynasty upon the arrival of Word 2007 and all its tab-happy obnoxiousness.

Screw you! Times New Roman forever!