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BONGATHON

I’m sorry, this is pretty serious, but I can’t get over the phrase “Big Ben’s bong.” That sounds like a weird British hipster band or the name of a weed shop and I’m not sure which one would be more appropriate.

Also, his proper name is Large Benjamin, get it right.

(Sorry, not a lot going on right now.)

A Thought:

I propose that they officially change the name of Big Ben to “Large Benjamin.” It just sounds so much more British.

Also, “Big Ben” sounds like a name that bullies on the playground would come up with.

This is why I have no friends.

Blog 1,988: Miscellany

POINT ONE!
Big changes forthcoming. Bittersweet. Details at 11.

POINT TWO!
Though I doubt anyone who reads this blog utilizes the “random post” button thingy, I’ve very slowly being going through all my old blogs and updating the format so that things are consistent across all the posts. Pretty soon everything will be beautiful and happy and I will be at peace with my archives even though no one will ever read them.

POINT THREE!
I got myself a Gmail account, does that mean I’ve lost my soul?

POINT FOUR!
2,000 blogs. Happening soon. Get ready for excitement.

POINT FIVE!
I don’t remember what Point Five was!

The end!

30-Day Meme – Day 9: A photo you took.

It’s Big Ben! I took this back in 2003 when my dad, grandma, and I went to Stockholm/Helsinki/London. In related news, apparently the giant clock is tilting—almost to the point tourists can see it with the naked eye—due to the ground shifting beneath it. Haha, The Leaning Timepiece of London.