The big toenail on my left foot fell off.

I actually wasn’t expecting it to; it was all black and gross but not anywhere near as black and gross as the other toenails on that foot, so it was quite a surprise when I felt it flap away from my toe when I caught it on the carpet.

Wanna see it?

I know you don’t, but here it is anyway.

I’m keeping all of these, by the way.

For science.