Heyyyyyyyyyy so three guesses as to what this thing is:

Give up? It’s a piece of my freaking tooth. It just broke off while I was having a waffle this afternoon (not even a well-cooked waffle; I put the toaster at like its lowest level ‘cause I like soggy gross food).

There was no blood or anything and as far as I can tell, the root isn’t exposed. But that’s a pretty decent piece of tooth to lose.

So I had to call a dentist and I have an appointment for Sunday to see what needs to be done about what remains of that tooth.

That’s going to be super fun – especially the part where I’ll have to explain exactly why my teeth are so bad and the fact that I haven’t seen a dentist since high school.

HOORAY BAD LIFE CHOICES, AM I RIGHT????