Well 2018 was a bag of unwashed dicks.

(That’s not a good thing)

But let’s do the survey thing ‘cause that’s what we do on Dececmber 26th.

What did you do in 2018 that you’d never done before?
Taught ALL YEAR LONG without a break. It was tough, but it got done.

Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
There will soon be a blog post regarding this!

Did anyone close to you give birth?
Everybody’s freaking having babies. Chill, y’all.

Did anyone close to you die?
No?

What countries did you visit?
USA.

What would you like to have in 2019 that you lacked in 2018?
Once again…job security.

What date from 2018 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
None. I have already purged this garbage year from my memory.

What was your biggest achievement of the year?
None. I am useless.

What was your biggest failure?
Being me.

Did you suffer illness or injury?
I got sick, as per my “get sick every four years” routine.

What was the best thing you bought?
My Garmin.

Where did most of your money go?
Condo fees. Broccoli. Tank tops. The usual.

What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Absolutely nothing.

What song will always remind you of 2018?
Peanut Butter Jelly by Galantis

What do you wish you’d done less of?
Failed.

How will you be spending Christmas?
Christmas was yesterday. I went walking with Nate in weather that was just a little bit too cold.

Did you fall in love in 2018?
I stayed in love in 2018.

How many one-night stands?
TOO MANY TO COUNT DAWG

What was your favourite TV program?
The third season of Daredevil was really good.

Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Nope.

What was the best book you read?
I don’t know if I got a chance to read at all this year.

What was your greatest musical discovery?
That will be revealed on the 31st!

What was your favourite film of this year?
Ragnarok!

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 30. I don’t think I did anything special, because I am 0% special.

What one thing would have made your year immeasurably satisfying?
J O B  S E C U R I T Y

How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2018?
“Nonexistent.”

What kept you sane?
Hah.

Which celebrity/public figure(s) did you fancy the most?
Leibniz. Always and forever.

Who did you miss?
My mom, my dad, and Annabelle.

Who was the best new person you met?
I got to know Katie a little bit. She’s pretty cool.

Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2018:
Life sucks

Well that was depressing.