BOOM, CLAP, THE SOUND OF MY FARTS


YOU GUYS I JUST ATE LIKE 40 JOLLY RANCHERS AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SUPERPOWERS SO LET’S FILL OUT A SURVEY WITH INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE ANSWERS AND LOTS OF CAPS LOCK, SHALL WE?!?!?!?!?!?

Three names you go by, other than your given name:
1. “Hey you”
2. “Bruh”
3. “CLAUDIA MARIE BITCHIN’ MCGEE”

Three screen names you’ve had:
1. StarPotty
2. AntarcticaFreak
3. Nailpit (this is the only one I still use)

Three things you like about yourself:
1. Not
2. One
3. Thing

Three things you don’t like about yourself:
1. All
2. The
3. Things

Three parts of your heritage:
1. Basque
2. Czech
3. DISCO FEVER

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Underwear
2. Bra
3. MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE

Three favorite bands/musical artists:
1. Coldplay
2. Muse
3. Anybody who makes killer mashups

Three favorite songs:
1. Running Away (The Royal Foundry)
2. Infectious (Tobu)
3. Doin’ It Right (Daft Punk)

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Dicks
2. …Dicks?
3. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS

Three things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Macho
2. Macho
3. Man

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Answering these surveys in a completely nonsensical manner
2. Answering these surveys in a completely serious manner
3. Making people guess which of the above I’m doing at any given point in a survey

Three things that scare you:
1. Ghosts with a license to kill
2. Spelling the word “license”
3. Scary shit

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Air
2. Water
3. Cheese

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Hanover
2. Antarctica
3. Hanover again

Three careers you have considered/are considering: .
1. I HAVE A CAREER LEAVE ME ALONE

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Get born
2. Do the livin’
3. Win a Pulitzer

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Fuckin’ sprint around the house, but I am WOUNDED and thus am too scared to do so.
2. Get UNWOUNDED
3. Pee.

THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME

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