• Good lord, I miss Vine.
• My fartface leg needs to heal all the way so that I can do these trails, yo.
• Christmas is a long way off, but I just found this video again and still think it’s hilarious. When Patton Oswalt is on, he’s on.

“Somebody in a bad mood on MY SON’S BIRTHDAY?? BULLSHIT!!”

• This would be fantastic on walks in unfamiliar places/scary places around the city. Also airports. I’m super paranoid about my backpack in airports. The size is good, the fact that it’s water resistant (waterproof?) is fantastic, and I love the little cord that you can use to tether it to something. Much better than looping a strap around your leg, which is what I do all the time.

I don’t have much to say today, sorry.