Dear Knee:


I have given you time—multiple months, in fact—to let you calm down and heal from whatever damage I did to you when I did those two half-marathons back to back.

If you do, in fact, have runner’s knee, then the rest from running should have helped.

So tell me, knee o’ mine, why you decided not to get any better and instead start causing pain about 5 km into a very nice, relaxing run this afternoon?

Why you gotta be like that, knee? Why you gotta be a pain when all I want is to give you fun exercise?

I.
JUST.
WANT.
TO .
RUN.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?????

At least walking doesn’t hurt. I’d be screwed if walking hurt.

 

What sayest thou? Speak!

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