Sometimes you take a survey. Other times the survey takes you. (I took a survey.)

Have I done this one before? Maybe. Am I gonna do it again? Yes.

01:   Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
I do indeed. I love my mom and dad. They’re both weird and wonderful in their own ways.

02:   Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03:   Do you regret anything?
90% of the stuff I’ve done, yes.

04:   Are you insecure?
I have every reason to be insecure.

05:   What is your relationship status?

06:   How do you want to die?

07:   What did you last eat?
Uhhhhhhhh…a pita?

08:   Played any sports?
Not much of a sports person. I am 0% athletic.

09:   Do you bite your nails?

10:   When was your last physical fight?
I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a physical fight with someone.

11:   Do you like someone?
No, I LOVE someone.

12:   Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
Surprisingly no. At least, I don’t think I have.

13:   Do you hate anyone at the moment?
I am supremely annoyed with one or two people, but I don’t hate them.

14:   Do you miss someone?
I miss my mom and dad. And Annabelle.

15:   Have any pets?

16:   How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17:   Ever made out in the bathroom?
I’ve made out in some weird places (drag show dance floors, the Fish Bowl at the UI library, on the orgy couch), but never in a bathroom.

18:   Are you scared of spiders?
Nah. Spiders are cool.

19:   Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Like, how far back are we talking? Can we be talking, say, I don’t know…somewhere in the range of 1646 to 1716? Maybe?

21:   What are your plans for this weekend?
Same as always. Walk. Run (maybe). Go to school to get lecture stuff ready. Try not to jump into oncoming traffic.

22:   Do you want to have kids? How many?
No. Zero kids. Kids are terrifying.

23:   Do you have piercings? How many?
Four. Two regular earlobe piercings, an extra earlobe piercing, and an industrial.

24:   What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
I was good at math until junior high. I was always good at writing/English and art and music.

25:   Do you miss anyone from your past?
Every once and awhile I really miss my old high school group of friends.

26:   What are you craving right now?

27:   Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I don’t think so.

28:   Have you ever been cheated on?

29:   Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30:   What’s irritating you right now?
Myself. And everything else.

31:   Does somebody love you?
I sure hope so!

32:   What is your favourite color?

33:   Do you have trust issues?

34:   Who/what was your last dream about?
Man, I don’t remember. It was probably a Met, though, because I seem to have an abnormal amount of Mets-related dreams. It’s probably because I read the Mets subreddit right before I go to bed.

35:   Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Nate. That poor man gets the brunt of my over-emotional-ness.

36:   Do you give out second chances too easily?

38:   Is this year the best year of your life?
God no.

39:   How old were you when you had your first kiss?
19, haha. Late bloomer.

40:   Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51:   Favourite food?

52:   Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
In a way, yes.

53:   What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54:   Is cheating ever okay?

55:   Are you mean?
I’m meaner than I’d like to be.

56:   How many people have you fist fought?
Five hundred.

57:   Do you believe in true love?
Yup. Because it happened to me!

58:   Favourite weather?
In general? Sunny and moderately warm. For walking? Overcast and moderately warm.

59:   Do you like the snow?
It’s pretty and makes things feel like Christmas, but it’s balls to walk in.

60:   Do you wanna get married?
I am married! AND I’D DO IT AGAIN!

61:   Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Meh. I could take it or leave it.

62:   What makes you happy?
Nothing, lately.

63:   Would you change your name?
We’ve been over this. Claudia Marie Bitchin’ McGee.

64:   Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Ha, nope. He’s sitting like seven feet away.

65:   Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Fuck, not this again.

66:   Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Does Nate count?

67:   Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68:   Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
See above!

69:   Do you believe in soulmates?
See above again!

70:   Is there anyone you would die for?
(And Leibniz, but he’s already dead, so…)


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