(It was me.)
It wasn’t a full flight of stairs, but they were metal and icy and pretty damn painful to tumble down. Whacked my butt, arm, and side pretty good. Upshot: I didn’t break my iPod! Or, y’know, any bones.
That’s what I get for trying to take a shortcut.
(Sorry, there’s not a lot going on right now.)
Edit: well that’s probably the biggest bruise I’ve ever had. My butt looks like it got hit by a comet.