SPRING FORWARD, BITCHES!
Have a survey.
When was the last time you moved to a new house?
June 2015. Hopefully that will be the last move in a looooong time.
What’s the most interesting thing in the room you’re in?
On a weekend, how long do you typically lay in bed before getting up?
When I was on my own, probably around noon or so. Now it’s a few hours earlier. Usually.
How long was your longest relationship?
My longest relationship is my current one! 15 months and one day.
What’s your star sign?
Now what’s the star sign of your significant other or crush?
Which cities and/or states have you lived in?
Moscow (ID), Troy (ID), Vancouver (BC), London (ON), Tucson (AZ), and Calgary (AB).
What can you tell me about how your parents met and how old were they?
All I really know is that they met at the U of I.
Are you in college and if not, where do you want to go to college and why?
Hahahahahaha. I’ve been in college for 10 years now. I’m a freaking professional at this college stuff.
What makes your bedroom special to you, or what’s your favorite part about it?
Nothing, really. It’s a room, it’s got a bed in it, I crash in the bed. The end.
When washing your hands, do you wet your hands or put soap on first?
I wet my hands first. Putting soap on first is weird, yo.
If you had to pick one chore to do today, what would it be?
Dishes. I don’t mind dishes. Though they don’t need to be done right now.
When was the hardest you ever cried and what was the circumstance?
Due to the fact that I’ve probably spent about 30% of my life crying, I am unable to pinpoint an exact circumstance that led me to cry the most.
Where do you usually buy your clothes?
Thrift shops, like Goodwill or whatever that one up here is. Can’t think of the name.
Are your fingernails currently short or long?
If you had to be a school teacher, which subject would you teach?
Statistics! I don’t care if “school teacher” sounds like it implies kindergarten/elementary school-level teaching. Those 6-year-olds would know how to do hypothesis testing like nobody’s business.
When it comes to relationships, are you the jealous type?
Used to be. I try not to be anymore.
What do you usually order at Jamba Juice?
Never been to a Jamba Juice.
How long have you had your cell phone?
Since summer 2014.
Which gift cards do you have in your wallet?
Which celebrity do you think is the prettiest nowadays?
Who did you last talk to about the person you love?
My mom. Wedding stuff!
Is there something you’re not looking forward to?
Everything related to school. Every. Thing. My motivation is so far down the toilet it’s actually become reclaimed and is being used to water lawns.
Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
Depends. Am I out in it? Snow. Am I watching it from the nice warm inside? Thunderstorm.
What’s your favorite thing to shop for?
Nothing, really. Not huge on shopping.
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
Is there anyone you trust that you shouldn’t?
Are you excited for anything?
Going back to Moscow for a stint and seeing my mom and Annabelle. I miss both of them.
Has anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
Will you be in a relationship in the next month?
I hope so!
Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
I hope so!
Thinking back five months ago, were you single?
Do you have a lighter in your room?
What’s to the right of you?
Are you in a good mood?
Not as good as I could be.
Are you wearing socks?
Yes. I’m freaking freezing.
What’re you thinking about?
The future. And stressing about it.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Do you love anybody?
Have you kissed a boy in the last three days?
He is no boy. He is a MAN!
Who was the last person you sat next to on a bus?
Some random dude? I don’t pay attention, I just avoid eye contact and hope I’m not stinky.
Will your next hug take place within less than three hours?
No, but that’s just because it’s like 3 AM and Nate and I won’t be awake together until the morning.
What was the last drink you consumed?
Where are you currently placed?
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah. Sorta. Who cares.
Do you want kids?
If someone loved you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Have you ever fallen completely in love?
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
I’m more about just acknowledging them than celebrating them.
Have you ever been given eleven roses and a fake rose?
Can’t say that I have.
Who’s with you at the moment?
Who last walked through your front door?
Where are your favorite shoes?
On their little pad in the hallway.
What color’s your underwear?
Has a tragedy ever happened in your life?
Are there some songs you can’t listen to because they remind you of someone?
What’s the biggest annoyance in your life right now?
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
When will your next kiss be?
Who last called you?
I have no idea. It’s been awhile since I talked to someone over the phone. My dad, maybe?
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
Where is/are your best friend(s)?
DO NOT HAVE