This Just In: People Suck at Walking


Walking.

For something so natural for humans to do, we sure do suck at it.

The thing that really pisses me off is when you’ve got some slow little fart in front of you who decides that he needs to walk RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE DAMN SIDEWALK and is completely oblivious (usually due to a phone) to everything around him.

Like, I’m making all sorts of noise behind the guy to warn him that he’s not the only one on the sidewalk and is certainly not one of the faster ones, and he’s just “duurrrrr smart phone.”

Then I end up finally having to walk off the side of the sidewalk to pass him, and he gives me the dirtiest little “how dare you” look.

Dude. Seriously. It’s not my fault you’re an idiot. MOVE TO THE SIDE OF THE SIDEWALK IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK AT THE PACE OF A COMATOSE SNAIL.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH.

This is how I feel when I go to pass these types of walkers.

Nk0n8L

(Yes, I made a .gif from that YouTube video. It’s pretty much my favorite video ever.)

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  1. […] What is your greatest pet peeve? I don’t know if I can pick just one. People who don’t know how to courteously use a sidewalk. Company logos changing for no good reason. […]

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