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I’m writing a musical. It’s called “Fuck You, U of I” and features such show-stopping hits as:

  • “The ‘I’ Stands for ‘Incompetence’”
  • “This Class is Required to Graduate but is Only Offered Once a Decade”
  • “We Have No Money, so Let’s Renovate the Kibbie Dome!”
  • “Oh, We Promised You a Job? Sorry, You Out of Luck, Bro!”
  • “Fuck Bitches, Acquire Debt”
  • “Oops, We Lost Your Tuition Check!”
  • The Ballad of the Athletes on Academic Probation (Alternate Title: “Blame the Profs!”)
  • “We Have No Money, so Let’s Renovate the Kibbie Dome!” (Redux)

Every damn year with this place, man. Every. Damn. Year.

One response

  1. Ever since graduating I have been really bothered by what I see the U of I doing. The athletes on probation thing exists everywhere (and in some places is much worse). The way UI chooses to spend its money, especially when it claims to be in a funding crisis is pretty bad though.

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