How to Travel from Moscow to Calgary: An Illustrated Adventure


So here’s Calgary, right?

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Here’s how far Calgary is from Moscow.

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How do you think I would fly from Moscow to Calgary?

Well, the nearest international airport is in Spokane, which is here:

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Reasonable route:

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Would you agree?

Well, here’s how you actually get from Moscow to Calgary:

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Dafuq, Alaska Airlines?

Also, all the layovers in SeaTac are like SIX HOURS LONG. Like I haven’t spent enough time in that airport.

(I know, I know, pointless complaining.)

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