Why is your mascot not a guy ablaze in a fire-safe suit?
WHY IS YOUR MASCOT NOT THE SUN?!?!
It’s not like he wouldn’t show up to the games if you just open a few blinds.
Or better yet, retrofit your stadium with a sun roof like those stadiums whose roofs open.
“Everybody give it up for the Phoenix Suns’ mascot, The Sun!”
Everyone: “OH GOD MY EYES!”
The Suns should officially be the most terrifying NBA team ever.
“Aw, how cute, you guys are the Chicago Bulls?” *roasts* “Now you fools are the Chicago STEAKS!”
“The Orlando Magic, huh?.” *solar flare* “2 MILLION DEGREES KELVIN! THERE’S SOME MAGIC FOR YA!”
“Houston Rockets, we have a problem!”
It’d be an interesting match-up with the Miami Heat, though.
Sorry, I’m done.