4301. Suggest a question for the 5,000 question survey:
“Is Leibniz the greatest person EVAR?”
(people can only answer “yes”)

4302. What’s your preferred form of artistic expression (writing, drawing, musicianship, etc…)?
Writing.

4303. Name one thing that’s overrated:
Sex.
Name one thing that’s underrated:
Leibniz.

4304. Are the Beatles overrated?
I don’t think so, no.

4305. Do you smoke? if so, what brand?
No smoky.

4306. Why do you choose to listen to the music you listen to?
Uh…’cause I like it?

4307. Does music these days suck?
Some of it does. But not all of it. In my personal opinion, for example, suck and not suck.

4308. Are personal ads acts of desperation?
No. They’re an act of loneliness. Nothing wrong with that.

4309. Have you ever been/are you a vegetarian?
Nope. Got my reasons for that, too.

4310. Who are the three most important musical artists in your life?
Passion Pit. Just because of Sleepyhead. The day that song is knocked from the “Claudia’s Absolute Favorite Song” pedestal will be a day I find a level of perfection unknown to man.
Coldplay. I’ve liked Coldplay for quite a few years now and in my opinion they’ve been getting better and better. “Paradise” is one of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard.
Lady Gaga. Because she rules.

4311. do you find it disrespectful when contemporary musicians cover older ones?
Not if they’re not jerks about it, no.
How about when people attribute the writing of these songs to the bands that only covered them?
That can get obnoxious.

4312. Do you believe in arming civilians?
Not really.

4313. Do you find desolation and darkness sometimes beautiful?
Indeed I do.

4314. If you were drafted to fight in Afghanistan, would you willingly and proudly go?
Maybe not proudly, but I’d go.

4316. Isle or window seat?
Window.

4317. What is your favorite Simpsons character?
I always liked Mr. Burns.

4318. Have you ever been to Mexico?
Nope.

4319. Are people that wear glasses more or less attractive?
It depends on the person. Some people look really good with glasses, some don’t.

4320. What sucks more, a Mini Van or SUV?
Dude, a vehicle is  vehicle. I’d take either at this point.

4321. Are the days of writing and mailing letters lost?
Pretty much.

4322. What do you think about right before you go to sleep?
Private stuff.

4323. Do I ever cross your mind – anytime?
Random song lyrics FTW.

4324. Have you ever solved a Rubix Cube?
I’ve never tried.

4325. Why is everyone so emotionally and spiritually dead????
‘Cause we’ve got texting and Facebook and Twitter and smartphones, what more do we need?
Are YOU??
I’ll answer later, I’m busy texting on my smartphone.

4326. What can you feel BURNING UP inside your head?
I THREW A LIGHTED MATCH IN THERE OH GOD

4327. What life experience do you have?
Not much. Haha, I’m boring.

4328. Have you ever hit rock bottom?
Indeed I have.
What was that like for you?
I really don’t feel like reliving it right now.

4329. Are you self destructive?
Very.

4330. Are you very extreme?
In some ways, yes.

4331. Are you completely full or do you feel empty?
I’m full of MENERGY!

4332. Can you turn the whole world inside out?
Physically? Haha, that would be amusing.

4333. Are you potentially a criminal?
Aren’t we all?

4334. Where is your PASSION??
STATISTICS!

4335. Why do we hide our souls?
We don’t have souls.

4336. How many times have you lied today?
I don’t think I have.
Did you just lie to that question?
Not deliberately.

4337. Do you always notice when you are lying?
I don’t know.

4338. Do you think that lieing is so built into our culture that we can’t help it?
“Little” lies, yes.

4339. What are fighting against?
Ignorance. Depression.

4340. Give the following things a rating. One is compltely normal, ten is completely crazy/rebelious.
tattoos: 4
no pircings or tattoos: 1
piercings: 1
pink hair: 3
openly discussing sex: 4
bob marley: 2
green hair: 3
extreme emotion: 5
a tie: 1
spiked bracelets: 2

4341. What’d you think of the grammys?
I “sort of” watched it. That was awhile ago.

4342. When you see the stars and the waves crash in how do you feel?
Full of MENERGY!

4343. What do you think about under a midnight sky?
Stuff that makes me cry. Nighttime is sad time.

4344. Who are ‘they’?
THE MASSES!

4345. Who cares what they think???
Sometimes it matters. Most of the time it doesn’t.

4346. Do you ever let them stop you?
I try not to.

4347. What would you do if there were no limits?
Reach the asymptote. HA MATH JOKE
There are no limits. Go Do it.
Oooh, I’m touching it!

4348. Will you dance with me?
Yay dancing!

4349. Will you drink yourself on the floor with me?
I’m not a drinker. I can fake it, though.

4350. Will you sleep in the streets with me?
That sounds oddly romantic.

4351. Courtney love or Madonna:
musically?
Madonna
personality wise?
Madonna
looks?
Madonna

4352. Do you have a negative attitude towards the opposite sex?
Nope.

4353. Can you imagine anything that would seriously improve the world?
POPULATION CONTROL

4354. Have you read the book Venus in Furs?
Nope.
Did it turn you on?
Wouldn’t know.

4355. Velvet Underground with or without Nico?
I’ve never heard the Velvet Underground.

4356. Is there any similarity between what eminem is doing and what manson is doing?
I…don’t think so?

4357. Who wants to be your dog?
That sounds dirty.

4358. Are you SURE you aren’t pretentious(I’ve been reading SOME surveys that sound pretentious to me)?
I hope I’m not. I don’t think I am.

4359. Can you understand and express subtle and complex ideas?
I would like to think so, yes.

4360. Is writing akin to thinking for you?
Sort of. It offers a way to organize the thinking.

4361. What do you imagine it feels like to be a member of the opposite sex?
It’s probably awesome.

4362. Bowie’s Outside, can you tell who the murderer is?
What?

4363. Are you a bad banana with a greasy black peel?
Ewww.

4364. What do you think of the Atkins diet?
I think it’s pretty dumb.

4365. ‘If it bleeds, I will fuck it.’ How does that make you feel?
Um…uncomfortable.

4366. The greatest shock rocker of all time is:
What’s a shock rocker?

4367. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, or Red Dragon?
Silence of the Lambs.

4368. If Dr Lechter were to visit you what would you do?
Probably not sprinkle myself with salt and pepper.

4369. Who is your favorite director of movies?
I don’t really classify movies based on their director. Haha, I can actually tell you the composers of more movies than I could directors.

4370. What is Kubrick’s best film?
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a Kubrick film.

4371. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. I don’t want anybody else. When I think about ___ I touch myself.
Leibniz. I AM NOT ASHAMED

4372. Are you overly confident and blinded to your own fraults?
DAMN STRAIGHT!
If you were you probably wouldn’t know the extent of it.
LIES!

4373. Do you like:
King Crimson?
Emerson Lake and Palmer?
Tajmahol?
Republic?
Thursday?
I haven’t heard music from a single one of these bands/artists.

4374. Do you write your favorite bands on your clothing?
Haha, no.

4375. Are you wild and crazy?
When I want to be.

4376. Do you party like River Pheonix?
Who?

4377. What is it that you still are hiding?
I’m not telling!

4378. How attractive is a girl is a suit?
Eh. I’ve never been much of a suit person.
How attractive is a guy in a dress?
Dudes in dresses are smexy.

4379. Why is it more acceptable for a girl to dress like a guy than for a guy to dress like a girl?
Because our society is stupid.

4380. Why is being a girl seen as somehow something LESS than being a guy?
See above.

4381. What are three things you value?
Tacos.
Existential angst.
Triangles.

4382. What are three things you normally do that go against those values in some way?
I eat burritos instead.
I enjoy being a mindless plebian sometimes.
I draw circles.

4385. Name three highly specific things you look for in a potential mate?
Like, how specific is specific?
1. They wear a giant badass wig.
2. They invented calculus.
3. Their first name is Gottfried.

4386. Who is the basis for your comparison when choosing a partner?
I don’t have one.

4387. Have you ever given someone multiple orgasms or received them yourself?
Hahaha. No.

4388. The older generations thought the beatles were hip. Now they think today’s music is shocking. What could music evolve into that people might find more shocking ten years from now?
Hahaha, I think about this a lot, actually. I think things like this will cycle back around. Nicki Minaj will be all wholesome and stuff and The Everly Brothers will be smut, smut, nothing but smut!

4389. Do you have any motives for your actions other than anger and lust?
Greed! Don’t forget greed!

4390. Would you be more likely to rape someone or to kill someone?
This question disturbs me.

4391. What have you read by James Baldwin?
I don’t think I’ve read any Baldwin.

4392. Can you read Naked Lunch straight through in one sitting?
What’s Naked Lunch?

4393. Are you a snob?
I don’t think so.

4394. Fill in the blank. ___ is all there is.
Statistics!

4395. Is common sense dead?
No, but it’s on the floor convulsing.

4396. Are you unapproachable?
People think I’m a weirdo, but I don’t know if I’m unapproachable.

4397. Are you the kind of person strangers like to talk to?
I’m the kind of person the weird dude on the bus talks to, or the funky homeless guy talks to, or the sign spinner in front of the Del Taco gives a sign spinning demonstration to.

4398. Do social interactions energize or drain you (in general)?
They make me super anxious, yo.

4399. What’s the longest you have ever gone between sexual encounters?
A lifetime.

4400. Compare John Lennon and Kurt Cobain:
I know nothing about Kurt Cobain.