I’m feeling frivolous today. QUIZ TIME!

Today, we explore at what age the internet thinks I’m going to die. Why? Because. I’m stressed. Shut up. Clicky-clicky on the numbers for the respective sites.

86
70
79
90
89
85
91
85

Mean expected life span according to the internet: 84.375.

It would also take 80 Red Bulls to kill me via caffeine.

Yes, I AM bored. My father’s coming up Friday to do a Spartan Race on Saturday, so I’m stressing out about that.