Tag Archives: life span

Euclid, get off my lawn!

I’m feeling frivolous today. QUIZ TIME!

Today, we explore at what age the internet thinks I’m going to die. Why? Because. I’m stressed. Shut up. Clicky-clicky on the numbers for the respective sites.

86
70
79
90
89
85
91
85

Mean expected life span according to the internet: 84.375.

It would also take 80 Red Bulls to kill me via caffeine.

Yes, I AM bored. My father’s coming up Friday to do a Spartan Race on Saturday, so I’m stressing out about that.