At this rate I’ll finish this by June, haha.

601. Do you have a lust for life?
Yeah, sure.

602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Always. Who doesn’t?

603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism? I wouldn’t mind learning more about Buddhism, but I have no desire to convert.
Cure a hangover? I don’t plan on ever getting one.
Lie persuasively? Haha, I can do that already.

604. What character from a movie is most like you?
Haha, no idea. I don’t watch enough movies to know.

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
Indeed I am.

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
If those for whom the marriage is being arranged are okay with it, I have no problems with it.

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Jeans. Monty Python.

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Calculus. Broccoli.

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
I’ve always liked the name April.

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
Depends on the time of the year. January practically didn’t happen.

611. What is your favorite movie?
Apollo 13 is pretty amazing.

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
DUDE A BARD.

613. What is your favorite song lyric?
When we’re young we set our hearts upon some beautiful idea
Maybe something from a holy book or French philosophia
Upon the thoughts of better men than us we swear by and decree a
Perfect way to end the war of ways the only way to be a…
Work of art, oh to be a work of art
But in time a thought comes tugging on the sleeve edge of our minds
Perhaps no perfect way exists at all, just many different kinds
Oh but if it’s just a thing of taste then everything unwinds
For without an absolute how can the absolute define…
A work of art, oh to be a work of art
It’s the whole song, not just a lyric. Bite me.

614. What will you never run out of?
Stupid puns.

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
Uh…depends on whether or not I can conjure up dead people (yes, I’m talking about Leibniz, how did you know?).

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Indeed. I can quote it.

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
Nope.

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Hahahaha, flashbacks to the semester of 25 credits.
How about the day it was due?
Technically yes.

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
I can quote most movies I’ve ever seen line by line.

620. What is your favorite season?
Summer, bitches!

621. Do you mind being described as cute?
Nah, that’s about as close to “beautiful” as it gets for me.

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Me. Or my closet.

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
Each other.

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I like to think my brand of humor makes me interesting. I also hope that my interests make me interesting, but who knows.

625. What makes other people interesting to you?
People are inherently weirdos. That fascinates me, particularly when combined with the fact that people inherently don’t want others to see them as weirdos and thus try to act certain wais in the public eye.

626. How open to suggestion are you?
Depends on what you’re suggesting. No, I won’t change my bangs. No, I won’t shut up about Leibniz. No, I won’t stop extolling the virtues of R.

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
MJ is dead, yo.

628. Are you often lonely?
Pfffffffft yes.

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
Giant millipedes.

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Haha, probably, but I don’t recall anything specific.

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
Head.

632. How imaginative are you?
I’d say I’m pretty imaginative. I like to write. I like to draw psychedelic stuff.

633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Eh, they’re tolerable.

634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
No, but I probably should, even though it was written forever ago I think.

635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Tense. Very very tense.

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what anyone says or does?
BAH I’M MY OWN MAN.

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
Meh.

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
Never.

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Indeed. That’s what I do, because apparently small clusters of my friends can never get along with other small clusters of my friends.

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
In high school? Hell no. College? Maybe half. Maybe.

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
I don’t drink soda.

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
About a week ago.

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
That’s a stupid question!

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
I miss Discovery Health, that channel freaking rocked. I still have a soft spot for Cartoon Network too, even though the majority of the shows suck now.

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
Pon De Replay drives me freaking insane. There aren’t a lot of songs I hate; that is one of them.

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
Annabelle knows the “Annabelle voice” I use with her.

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
I haven’t ever smelled, I haven’t worn shorts in over 15 years, and I haven’t read a Steinbeck novel or story I’ve enjoyed.

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I’ve had stalkers. I’m a stalker magnet.

649. Have you been to a museum this year?
Not this year, no.
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Haha, no.
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
That would be…interesting.

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
Sure. Though I’m in Canada land right now, so it doesn’t really pertain to me.

653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Man, you have no idea.

654. Do like Japanese cooking?
It’s okay. I like sushi.

655. Do you care for stray animals?
All the pets that have entered my life have been stray.

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas: A long time ago, it was okay.
A Garfield Halloween: Never saw it.
The Secret of Nimh: Never saw it.
The Last Unicorn: THE BOOB TREE HOLY CRAP. This was a house movie.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons: Never saw it.

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
Nope.

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
I rarely say anything after anyone sneezes.

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
I’m assuming I can count my Moscow friends here, ‘cause I don’t really have any Van friends. I suppose we could road trip it somewhere, like Spokane or Seattle. We could dress up for Halloween and freak people out. It would rule.

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down: they made a movie out of this?
As the Wind Blows: never saw it.
Grave of the Fireflies: never saw it.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas: freaking awesome!
Spirited Away: never saw it.

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Meh.

662. What words offend you?
None do, really.

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
Already did!

664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
I was raised Catholic, does that count?

665. Which ones have you looked into?
After Catholicism I didn’t really want to get into religion at all.

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
Hahaha, good play with the 666, question writer.

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
Rows.

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
Yup.

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
Duh, the old ones.

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
Space sucks (ha, get it?)

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
What?

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
Again, what?

673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
Zombie movies are dumb.

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
Sleep over!

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Haha, lots of sleepovers and pizza and Disney. And dirtiness.

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
Roller rink, bitches!

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
I don’t think I had any parties at this point in life.

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Restaurant.

679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
I don’t remember my 18th birthday party at all.

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
Hahaha, “sleep over.” Claudia basement style.

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
Never saw it.

682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Seek data, change the world, obsess.

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
Never saw it. This is a movie-heavy portion of the survey.

684. What is your favorite smell?
I WILL STAB YOU ALL.

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling: 5
Rape jokes: 4
Sarcastic comments: 3
Blonde jokes: 3
Dirty jokes: 2
God/religion jokes: 2
Long-ass jokes: 2
Death jokes: 3
Pain/sickness jokes: 4
Animals doing cute stuff: 3
Bodily functions: 5
Knock jokes: 4
Ethnic jokes: 4
Puns: 1
Ironic situations:1

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
OH CAN YOU GUESS? Never seen it.

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
I’m lucky if I brush against someone on the bus (NOT CREEPY AT ALL).

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
Don’t insult the way I dress, please.

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
Didn’t see that one either.

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Judging by my answers on this survey, “no” should be obvious.

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Top Chef rules!

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
We can do what we want, but we rarely really do.

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
Neeeever saw it.

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
Nope.

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
Nope.

695. What would you think of a guy (if you’re into guys) or a girl (if you’re into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
I think that would be acceptable. As long as it wasn’t raining.

696. Do you use public pools?
I haven’t gone swimming in forever.

697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Yup.

698. Do you use public showers?
I don’t know if I ever had.

699. How old will you be in 17 years?
40. Holy shit.

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
Nope.