In this blog: being a dick on Omegle


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You’ve been SHAMWOW’ED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: usa?
You: Canada
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Would u teach me to spell english well?
You: Sure
You: “E-N-G-L-I-S-H W-E-L-L”
You: You got it right, actually
Stranger: fuck u
You: Actually it’s “F-U-C-K Y-O-U”
You: You’ll get it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You’ve been SLAPCHOPPED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: Hi, Billy Mays here with Omegle!
Stranger: Haha
You: For just $19.99 you can have an UNLIMITED number of conversations with RANDOM STRANGERS!!!
You: *miscellaneous screaming at camera*
Stranger: +1 internets for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: Omegle sure does attract strange people, doesn’t it?
Stranger: haha yes it does
You: I just had a 10 minute long conversation about ShamWows
Stranger: Haha! I’ve had a couple about Jesus today
You: A conversation about Jesus using a ShamWow would certainly be an interesting merge of our conversations
Stranger: Haha indeed it would
You: “I can’t walk on water ’cause the ShamWow soaked it all up!”
Stranger: I enjoy normal conversations all the same though
You: Same here
You: So…
You: You wanna talk about ShamWows?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Today’s song: Hello Seattle by Owl City

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