These rock.

PhoenixTalion:  Apparently some museum did a Salvador Dali exhibit a while back
PhoenixTalion:  and after it was up for like, a month, it came out that half of the paintings were fakes!
BSoDomy:  oh snap
PhoenixTalion:  And at first I was all, damn. Shouldn’t someone have caught on to that right away?
PhoenixTalion:  Then I realized, it wasn’t that big a surprise
PhoenixTalion:  After all,
PhoenixTalion:  NO ONE INSPECTS THE SPANISH EXPOSITION

vrek:  I hate dealing with freaking girls, seriously I want to just kill everything with a god damn vagina!!!
yy2bggggs:  vrek: A gun would work better

Royall:  “We have been trying to eliminate the penny for quite some time — it always comes back,” Obama said. “I need to find out who is lobbying to keep the penny.”
theonetruemango:  but I thought Obama loved change

embrodak:  ewww, not in pubic
embrodak:  *pubic
embrodak:  *pubic
embrodak:  FUCK

deadfool:  if my kids first words were hello world that would rock

squinky:  gads, I hate when foreshadowing is too thinly veiled
Screwtape:  squinky: But not as much as you will about ten minutes from now.

* xkcd takes [Bucket] down for now until he can make some adjustments
%relsqui:  I thought he was looking a little pail

@creature:  I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
@creature:  How could anyone stoop so low?

vejadu: there is no plural of emo, they’re always lonely

phobiac: My age is a perfect square greater than 9 and less than 25.
Mantissa: mine’s the first even product of two primes greater than 20
Ollie: my age is the greatest prime less than 29
GreaterSteven: My age is the sum of two numbers that when added equal 18.
Mantissa: GreaterSteven: well played.

 khmer_at_work:  woke up this mornin
khmer_at_work:  won’t believe what i saw
khmer_at_work:  hundred million emails
khmer_at_work:  phone yanked off the waaaaaa-all
khmer_at_work:  seems the system crashed over the night
khmer_at_work:  hundred million client calls
khmer_at_work:  spoiling for a fiiii-iiiight
khmer_at_work:  i’ll file a bug report to IT
khmer_at_work:  i’ll file a bug report to IT
khmer_at_work:  i hope that someone gets my
khmer_at_work:  i hope that someone gets my
khmer_at_work:  i hope that someone gets my
khmer_at_work:  TWENTIETH SUPPOOOORT CALL
khmer_at_work:  SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT
khmer_at_work:  SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT
khmer_at_work:  I’M SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT (this had me laughing for like half an hour straight. I had to put on the song in the background)

Cctoide:  Your penis is so small, they’re modeling a new iPod after it.

Carthage:  WTF?! I just got RickRolled by StumbleUpon.

Bucket:  [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

HPDDJ:  C====D
HPDDJ:  Rather
HPDDJ:  C====B or something similar.
HPDDJ:  Ascii penis!
* HPDDJ runs away
Sparkles:  8==D
Sparkles:  you ‘tard.
HPDDJ:  It’s been a while, but I don’t remember an 8.
Sparkles:  IT NEEDS TESTICLES!
HPDDJ:  That’s the B!
Sparkles:  THAT’S THE 8
HPDDJ:  ASCII TESTICLE WAR
Aesuna:  oh shi-
Aesuna:  8=====8
Sparkles:  8888888
HPDDJ:  BBBBBBBBBBBBB
Sparkles:  BALLS ARE TOUCHING!
Sparkles:  THIS IS GAY!
HPDDJ:  INDEED!

* water has joined #xkcd
* Potassium has joined #xkcd

doc_holladay:  Religious zealots always win. They have those crackers which are actually flesh.
Fritz:  soylent christ

* Seiun throws a pokeball at relsqui
* relsqui catches it, swallows it
%relsqui:  ^there is no possible good result of that
&ProphetOfCod:  :o
* Seiun caught INTESTINALBACTERIA. Do you wish to give a nickname to INTESTINALBACTERIA? Y/N
%relsqui:  hahaha
%Seiun:  /N
%Seiun:  *INTESTINALBACTERIA was sent to SOMEONE’S PC.
%Seiun:  (Thank god, I wouldn’t want to try to recover that pokeball)

JaggerG:  21st Century insurance should change its name to Schroedinger’s insurance, because I have no fucking clue if I’m insured.

@Lhyzz:  so, if you’re so smart, what was your major? and tractor operation doesn’t count as a major.
Eule:  Lhyzz: Hey, what’s wrong with tractors?! Many tractor operators are out standing in their field

BlackSails:  Question: If an interview asks for one of my weaknesses, is “bullets” an acceptable answer?

*** Jesus has left #xkcd.
Kumquat: He’ll be back in 3 days

Lisimba:  And sometimes I sneeze all fucking day because the plants outside are having a bukakke spring orgy.

maLLee:  HAHAHA A foreign guy is trying to chat with me about his midterms
maLLee:  And he keeps calling them testes
maLLee:  And I’m immature enough to be laughing my ass off over here
maLLee:  ‘I just wish I didn’t have so many testes’