Alright Matt, you requested “The Desert,” so I bring it to you here on my blogs in all its glory! I also decided to post it here because it’s been almost exactly two years since I made it.

But first, please take note:

1. It’s very, very dirty.
2. This is how my mind works when I’m hyped up on sugar.
3. This is also how my mind works when I’m hyped up on sugar at 3:00 in the morning.
4. No script. This was all pulled out of the air as I went.
5. It’s not too clear at the beginning, but the “operation” I’m talking about is my sex change from female to male pumpkin.
6. I’m honestly not sure if this is funny for people outside my little high school circle of friends who star in it, but I sure hope it is. Nobody’s really accurately portrayed, anyway.

Enjoy!

The Desert I
The Desert II
The Desert III
The Desert IV
The Desert V
The Desert VI
The Desert VII
The Desert VIII
The Desert IX
The Desert X
The Desert Finale
The Desert Aftermath
Alternate Finale (watch this one after episode ten, then continue on to the aftermath)