Jimmy crack corn one more time and I’m referring him to a specialist


So tell me, iTunes, since when is “gift” a verb?

“Gift this movie”???

 

…oh wait. It can be used as a verb. Shoot. My bad.

 

But honestly, what’s next? Can’t you just say “GIVE this movie AS A GIFT”?? How many nouns will we convert to verbs?

“Alpaca this sweater”
“Dozen these eggs”
“Peanut this trail mix”
“Pythagorean Theorem those numbers”
“Savant that deaf kid playing the piano”

The down fall of English language is began.

What sayest thou? Speak!

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