AAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MACARENA
Hahahaha, man, I wish I would have finished this.
Aneel was one of my best friends in high school, which of course meant I had to make fun of him using Flash. I also made a parody of “Goodnight Moon” about him, ‘cause what else are friends for?
Edit: here’s a Strawberry Clock from back when I was all about the Clock Crew. I miss pretending to know how to Flash.
Oh crap
OH CRAP I MISSED CLOCK DAY.
And it was the 10 year anniversary of B, too.
Shameshameshameshameshame.
What the hell is Clock Day, you ask? I’ve talked about The Clock Crew on here a few times before, but I don’t think I ever really explained them (well, “us,” since I’m a member too). So I’ll point you to this description on Newgrounds’ Clock Crew page, since it does a fairly succinct job of describing the madness.
In honor of 10 years of B, here’s a sampling of some of my favorite Clock movies, if anyone cares (and if not, too bad, my blog).
B (of course)
The CC’s Humble Beginnings
Ten Commandments
Let It B
The Portal and The Portal Outtakes
Fun times!
You Cannot Kill Strawberry Clock
Happy Clock Day!
ALSO THIS, for anyone who’s interested.
(half year later edit: a good place to check out the basics of Kant, Matt!)
ALSO ALSO THIS: yay for seeing old roomies again.
SALJFLKSJFD
So I realized today that Clock Day is in a little less than two months (long explanation about what Clock Day is coming later), which made me go and visit the Clock Crew forums, since I haven’t done so in awhile. I just want to give you an idea of these guys. Here are a few of their forum post titles:
- Online dating, Subway and Erections
- I could masturbate right now
- AHGHGHGHWHAHGHGWAGWGAGAGAHGHGHAWHGAWHGWG
- Look im a hawt chick! (Actually PirateClock, who is certainly not a chick)
- What the hell, Nintendo.
- coal’s ethnic struggle 3
- FlightCapableHomunculusClock
- SHOCKING PROOF THAT ZOMBIE LINCOLN IS REALLY ABRAHAM LINCOLN
- So it turns out Obama is Mr. Miyagi in disguise
- BabyRuths fucking suck
Now imagine giving Flash to these guys. Yeah. You basically get what’s listed above in animated form.
Immoratlizing this somewhere other than the forums
I’m going to immortalize this somewhere other than on the forum to which I belong, because I thought it was hilarious. This is what happens when teenagers attempt to argue, somewhat seriously, a completely pointless topic.
if one smelt it, have they really dealt it?
It has been stated the first to smell it truly is the one who deals it, as everyone is particular of their own gas secretions.
Scientifically though, it is possible to rip and run, and follow through with a silent run, confusing many as to who had farted.
But he who denies it, does he supply it?
Hypothesis: He who denies it supplies it.
Experiment: One of two people farts in a room. Two third parties blame each suspect of the deed. Both deny.
Proof: If there is one fart, yet two deniers, then the denier is not necessarily the supplier.
Experiment2: One of two people fart. Both suspects are asked by a third party if they did it. The guilty party confesses to his deed, while the innocent party denies.
Proof: If the supplier can choose to not deny it, then the denier is not necessarily the supplier.
Results: He who denies it supplies it is not a legitimate theorem.
its like schrödinger’s fart
either person could have farted until someone admits it
until someone admits it, the fart is in a quantum superposition
I have found that, at times, he who said the rhyme did the crime.
Interesting.
I see I have much to learn on the philosophical quandaries of flatus.
I did it. It was me.
Forums. They’re fun, aren’t they?
Is this a haiku? Nobody knows but Jesus. What a lame title.
Ah, internet forums, how I love you.
Take a forum that is 99% preteen and teenage males.
Have one of them start a thread about Haikus.
Laugh at resulting poems.
This topic is great,
You can write many Haikus,
this is a haiku.
I can write Haikus,
You also can write Haikus,
Let us write Haikus.
Haiku Haiku Hai-
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Ergh.
I see what you mean
these poems are very odd
This is Sparta—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This topic is great
I struggle to fit in words
Dude, i hate you, fuck
rhyming, how clever
now it’s harder than ever
but alright, whatever
Fail at haiku,
Take the internet seri-
-ously, you lose sir
Cornucopia
Full of dry fruits and the like
Stunning proportions
When I was a young
boy my father took me in-
to the city to
See a marching band.
He said, “Son, when you grow up,
will you be the sav-
Ior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?” He
said, “Will you defeat
them, your demons, and
all the non-believers, the
plans that they have made?”
What what in the butt
I say what what in the butt
That is a haiku
Clock Crew, you rock my socks off.
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