Possibly the most unintentionally sexually-answered survey ever. Seriously.
A little fun survey I found! Read on if you…just read on.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING…
1. What does next year have in store for me?
“Only Time” by Enya (haha…that’s pretty funny, seeing as how next year is basically measured by time…wait, does this imply free time? And that I’ll have even more of it! Dear god! How will the world survive?)
2. What does my love life look like?
“Cuckoo in the Heart of the Woods” by Camille Saint-Saens (hahahaha…..aaaaaahahahaha…haha…wow. That’s sad.)
3. What do I say when life gets hard?
“It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi (semi-accurate, actually)
4. What do I think when I get up in the morning?
“Never Had a Dream Come True” by S Club 7 (I’ve never had a dream come true cause my damn alarm clock wakes me up just before the good part, which usually involves me marrying William Shatner/killing people through Millard Fillmore/becoming a man)
5. What song will I dance to at my wedding?
“Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot (oh dear god!)
6. What do you want as a career?
“Frontier Psychiatrist” by The Avalanches (seriously, I got this one! My Shuffle called it!)
7. What’s your favorite saying?
“Give Up The Funk (Tear the Roof off the Sucker) by Parliament (I swear to god I got this. This is the most hilarious thing ever. I’m laughing my butt off at the moment)
8. Favorite place?
“Dancing Queen” by ABBA (well, I DO enjoy dancing, even though I’m horrible at it
9. What do you think of your parents?
“What’s Love Got To Do with It” (haha)
10. Where would you go on a first date?
“MmmBop” by Hanson (no, I’m not ashamed I have this song! I can take the criticism! Plus, this “MmmBop” might be some sort of sexual thing, and that would leave me better off than if I got, say, “Copacabana” or something. So take that!)
11. Drug of choice?
“Lose My Breath” by Destiny’s Child (so…strangulation/choking/eating too many marshmallows at once/something really sexual? Are those drugs?)
12. Describe yourself:
“I Get Around” by the Beach Boys (hahahaha…)
13. What is the thing you like doing most?
“Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D. (OMG pedophilia!)
14. The song that best describes the president?
“Stupid Girls” by Pink (oh man…this may be the funniest and most accurate (except for question above) survey I’ve ever taken…)
15. What is my state of mind like at the moment?
“Whenever, Wherever” by Shakira (more sexual innuendo!)
16. How will I die?
“Love in an Elevator” by Aerosmith (most accurate yet, I’d say)
Oh man…I’m laughing so hard I think I’m going to have a seizure. Best. Survey. Ever.
Haha…beat THIS, Maggie!
The 500 question survey! Bwahaha!
1.What time is it?
9:08
Personal
2.Do you want to answer these?
Of course! I love this crap!
3.Name?
Claudia
4.Name spelled backwards?
Aidualc
5.What is your quest?
To discover the secrets of the universe. Seriously.
6.Nickname?
Claudimadius!
7.Age?
19—I’m a geezer
8.Hometown?
Moscow, Idaho
9.What were you born in?
A hospital?
10.Where do you live now?
Moscow. Yeah.
11.What state?
Idaho. Woo.
12.Ever going to move?
Haha, I desperately want to. It’s one of the reasons I want to finish college early
13.Would you rather live somewhere else?
Antarctica. I’ve always wanted to live there
14.Birthdate?
February 2nd, 1988
15.When do you blow out your candles?
When they’re lit
16.Day you were born?
Tuesday (“full of grace” my ass)
17.Zodiac sign?
Aquarius!
18.Do you know what that is?
Yes. A water-bearer. The 11th sign of the zodiac. I could go on and on if you wanted, but I’ve only answered 18 questions
19.Sex?
Female, unfortunately
20.Height?
5’2″, unfortunately
21.Weight?
124, +/- 5 lbs
22.Eye color?
Hazel
23.Hair color?
Black
24.Any siblings?
No! Woo!
25.Names and ages?
None! Woo!
26.Do you get along with them?
I probably wouldn’t if I had them
27.Any pets?
Yes, three
28.Names?
Quilly, Annabelle, Romeo
29.Parents?
Yes?
30.Names?
Bob and Karen
31.Do you get along with them?
My mom, yes
32.Married or divorced?
Divorced
33.How long?
17 years
34.Website?
www.geocities.com/antarctica_freak, but don’t go there right now. It’s undergoing a facelift
35.Email?
antarcticafreak@hotmail.com (can you tell I like Antarctica?)
36.AOL s/n?
None
37.Yahoo s/n?
Antarctica_freak
38.ICQ?
None
39.MSN?
It varies
40.How many people are on your buddy list?
You mean how many people I have on MSN? 12
41.Phone number?
I don’t even know what it is
42.Personality?
Strange. Odd. Myself!
School
43. Do you want to answer these?
Ahoy
44.What school do you go to?
U of I
45.What year are you?
Freshman with Sophomore standing
46.What are you?
As in major? A psychology major, English/History/Philosophy minors (dork)
47.Hardest class?
Literature of Western Civilization II. Lots of stuff to cover
48.Easiest class?
Concert band! I love this class!
49.Most fun class?
Literature of Western Civilization II—my teacher rocks!
50.What day did school start?
This semester? January 10th, I think
51.Do you have classes with friends?
Two classes. I’m lonely…
52.Do you have friends?
A few. I’m lonely…
53.Do you go to school events?
Just football games, and only if the marching band is playing
54.What was the last event you went to?
A basketball game, I think
55.Do you have school spirit?
Eh
56.Do you go to dances?
Blah
57.Stag or with someone?
Neither!
Relationships
58. Do you want to answer these?
Ah, now we get into the depressing ones
59.Have a significant other?
No
60.What is their name?
*cries*
61.How old are they?
*rolls on floor, crying*
62.How long have you been going out?
*starts the self-pity rocking motion*
63.Have you been faithful?
I would be if I had a partner!
64.Do you have a crush?
Oh god yes
65.Who?
Not telling! If you don’t know, you don’t listen
66.Do they know you like them?
I think so
67.You ever going to tell them?
I have. That was disaster
68.Do you have an online crush?
Nope. But I do tend to have an affinity to cartoon characters…
69.Who?
No online ones
In the Past 24 Hours Have You?
70. Do you wonder why I’m asking these questions?
It’s fun!
71.Had a serious talk?
Nope
72. Hugged someone?
Nope
73.Fought with a friend?
Nope
74.Cried?
Yes
75.Laughed?
Yes
76.Made someone laugh?
Yes
77.Bought something?
Ink cartridge!
78.Cut your hair?
My bangs, yes
79.Felt stupid?
Constantly
80.Talked to someone you love?
Yes
81.Missed someone?
Not really
Have-you-ever ?
82. You want me to tell you?
Please
83.Smoked?
Nope
84.Stolen something?
Yes. I’m bad
85.Done drugs?
Zoloft…
86.Drank?
Nope
87.Gotten drunk?
Nope
88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos?
Ew
89.Been dumped?
Rejected for prom 9 times in one day…
90.Had someone be unfaithful to you?
Nope
91.Hiked up a mountain?
Kamiak Butte. Does that count?
92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because?
Always do
93.Been in love?
Um…
94.Seen the White House?
In person, yes
95.Seen the Eiffel Tower?
Nope, just in pictures
96.Try smoking?
Nope
97.Played monopoly?
I rock at Monopoly
98.Seen Titanic?
Yes. Not the actual ship, mind you
99.Kissed someone?
Nope
100.Tried a weight loss program?
Nope
101.Jumped on a trampoline?
Yes
102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)?
A long time ago
103.Had a bubble bath?
A long time ago
104.Been on a plane?
Yes
105.Been on a boat?
Yes
106.Been on a train?
I don’t think so
107.Been in a car accident?
Nope
108.Ridden an elephant?
I wish
109.Made a web page?
Haha, yes, a crappy one
110.Played with Barbies?
They have had many adventures…20,000 Leagues Through the Sewage Line
111.Stay up all night?
Yes. Stupid EEG…
112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean?
No, actually
113.Called a psychic or sex hotline?
Nope
114.Watched Jerry Springer?
A long time ago
115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class?
“What the hell are perfect squares?” Haha, yes. Many times
116.Been afraid of the dark?
Nope
117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)?
Yes
118.Had stitches?
Yes
119.Dumped someone and regretted it?
Never dumped anyone
120.Gone out with more than one person at a time?
Never gone out with anyone
121.Lied?
Yes
122.Been arrested?
No
123.Fallen asleep in class?
No! Woo! Almost in core, though…
124.Gotten in trouble in class?
Yes, but not in college so far
125.Used food for something other than to eat?
The Van Gogh tribute thingy, and that anatomically correct heart I made
126.Met a celebrity?
Nope
127.Broken the law?
Yes
128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry?
Oh man…do I have to answer this?
129.Hated yourself?
Yes
130.Been brokenhearted?
Yes
131.Broken someone’s heart?
Not that I’m aware of
132.Are you a virgin?
Not that I’m aware of…oh wait! Different question! Yes. Yes I am
133.Done something really stupid?
Yes
134.Been arrested?
Nope
135.Hurt a friend?
I’ve physically jumped on Aneel’s back more times than we both care to remember. Oh, emotionally?
Probably
136.Broken a bone?
No, surprisingly
137.Ever had a crush on a teacher?
Let’s just say I was always excited to go to physical science
Favorites
138. Why do you want to know?
Why not?
139.Guy name?
Adam
140.Girl name?
I’ve always liked “Lily,” but only with that spelling
141.Nationality?
Basque!
142.Color?
Orange
143.Holiday?
Christmas
144.Day of the week?
Tuesday
145.Restaurant?
Bonanza. I miss it
146.Fastfood restaurant?
Wendy’s!
147.Food?
Potatoes. Yes. I like potatoes and I live in Idaho. Deal with it!
148.Animal?
Cat
149.Pet?
Annabelle (cat)
150.Store?
Goodwill!
151.Mall?
Palouse Empire…the only mall I know
152.Clothes brand?
Whatever fits me
153.Soda?
None, don’t drink it
154.Alcohol?
None, don’t drink it
155.Instrument?
I prefer oboe, but any, really
156.Season?
Summer
157.Number?
13 or 11
158.Radio station?
106.1
159.Song?
I’m liking Mozart’s Requiem at the moment. But that’s just the moment. It changes quickly and often
160.Sport?
Marching band
161.Vacation spot?
Antarctica!
162.State?
Alaska!
163.Country?
Antarctica! (It IS a country, dammit!)
164.Flower?
Pussywillow!
165.Perfume?
Can’t smell, don’t wear
166.Thing to do?
Contemplate
167.Actor?
Anyone who’s good
168.Actress?
Same as actor
169.Saying?
“Screw it!”
170.Car?
Whatever works. I like VW bugs and vans, though
171.Month?
February
172.Cartoon?
Futurama!
173.T.V.Show?
Boston Legal!
174.Website?
Oh god, I dunno…so many…I’m just gonna put www.commericalsihate.com because that’s the last one I visited
175.Book?
“The Caine Mutiny”
176.Quality about yourself?
I’m interesting?
I don’t have a BEST one…
178.Your best guy friend?
Anee—oh, wait. :P
179.Your best girl friend?
Aneel!
180.Fruit?
Blah, don’t like fruit. Apple, I guess
181.Vegetable?
Hm…carrots
182.Meat?
Tuna fish!
183.Quote?
“Become who you are” ~Nietzsche
184.Saying?
Isn’t that the same thing as a quote, basically?
185.Type of movie?
Comedy
186.Candy?
Snickers
187.Language?
Latin!
188.Magazine?
Popular Science
189.CD?
Mozart’s Requiem…again…
190.Store?
Goodwill…did we do these?
191.Movie?
Mystery Men!
192.Day of the week?
Tuesday
193.Singer?
That one dude
194.Band?
I like Sugar Ray a lot
Misc.
195.Why are you so curious?
Cause
196.Like to swim?
Yes
197.Like to dance?
I’d like it more if I were coordinated
198.Have a pool?
Nope
199.Have a car?
Nope
200.Going to get a car?
Eventually
201.Your motto?
“Don’t judge me prematurely. It’ll make you look stupid when I prove you wrong”
202.What do you look for in a friend?
Anything. It doesn’t matter, really, so long as they don’t piss me off 24/7
203.What do you look for in the opposite sex?
The opposite-sex parts
204.Time you get up?
6:00
205.Time you go to bed?
1-ish
206.What color are the sheets on your bed?
They’re striped…blue, pink, green, orange, purple, brown
207.How many pillows?
Two
208.Ever skip school?
No
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No
210.What did you eat for dinner?
Salad
211.What are you wearing?
Undies…bra…shirt
212.What movie makes you cry?
I don’t cry much at movies…can’t think of any at the moment
213.What book makes you cry?
“The Chosen” made me cry; “Watership Down,” too
214.What song makes you cry?
“Fix You” by Coldplay…”Shenandoah” when it’s played correctly (in other words, not played by high school kids)
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry?
“Crunchatize Me, Cap’n!”
216.What is your favorite possession?
My mind
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
A Pulitzer. You get an actual thingy for that, don’t you?
218.How badly do you want it?
Very badly
219.Have you ever seen The Exorcist?
Yeah, he lives down the block
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here?
Still not gettin’ it…
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you?
No…it’s freaky…I just listened to Feliz Navidad a few minutes ago
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
Been there, done that
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
A cow costume. Had it for six years before I outgrew it
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
It was a ladybug. The pins were still in it and stabbed me and I was five and it scared me and I didn’t like ladybugs for years afterwards
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
Groundhog Day, duh!
226.There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there?
Hmm…Claudia Mahler’s Half-Birthday Appreciation Day (August 2nd)
227.How good is your short-term memory?
Fantastic!
228.How good is your short-term memory?
Repetition!
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?)
Repetition!
230.How good is your long-term memory?
Repetition! (so-so)
231.What is your earliest memory?
My first concussion
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)?
No idea
233.What is your strangest memory?
Coming out of anesthesia after my appendix was removed. I was all, WTF?
234.What is your worst memory?
No idea
235.What song, movie, etc.
Any song, movie, etc.? “Tremors!”
236.What song, movie, etc.
Again? “Sexy Back!”
237.What size are your feet?
Size 6 women’s shoes
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
HA! Like that would ever happen
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going “blind”?
Never been on a date…probably get to know them first, though
240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
They could be named Robert, Rob, Bobby, Robby—as long as they weren’t named Bob
241.Have you ever wished it was more “socially acceptable” for a girl to ask a guy out?
Yes. Why do I get such strange looks when I attempt this (or talk about it)?
242.What’s your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Never had it, probably never will, and I’m not a big fan of the concept
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
99% of the guys I like aren’t considered physically attractive by most of the people I know, but they’re physically attractive to me, dammit! But in my own opinion, I’m not sure
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
Bahaha…haha…no
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
I think I’d do that anyway. If I ever got the chance
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
Huh? What was the question? Sorry, I was busy laughing
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
Absolutely not
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
There’s an 8 in it…and a 5
249.Do you actually know your IP address?
My what? Oh yeah. No
250.Do you know what an IP address is?
Yes
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
Nope
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
Everything but pi is worthless
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity ,imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
No, I get that stuff
254.What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..?
Everything but pi is worthless
255.Do you have a driver’s license?
Why yes I do
256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
I’m not much of a celeb person
257.What celebrity’s autograph do you want most?
Eh…I don’t care. Ooh! Ooh! William Shatner! *love*
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
No one has ever said I looked like anyone
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
William Shatner
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can’t remember who they are?
Yes. That’s why I’m not big in celebrities. 90% look the same and have basically the same names
261.If you could enter any celebrity’s mind like in “Being John Malkovich”, whose would you enter?
William Shanter!
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich?
Who the crap is John Malkovich?
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
If you know me, you know the answer. It’s yes. It’s yes, very very much
264.What do you love most about the other gender?
The fact that they can be who they are and not be as judged
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender?
The fact that I’m not one of them?
266.What do you understand least about the other gender?
How the hell they ride bikes. Or straddle things
267.Mac or PC?
PC, but only because I was weaned from Macs at a young age. They were easier, though
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works?
None. As long as it works
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
God, yes
270.Do you find you’re different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
Yes. I go “haha” a lot more on MSN. And I spell better
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
I’ve never bid on eBay, believe it or not
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Duncan…
273.Would you name a child of yours after you?
I would name it Claudius, yes
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Candida’s a pretty cool name
275.What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
They say “MAIL-er.” It’s “MAUL-er.” I don’t know why this is so hard
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
“Claudia Marie” sounds awful stripper-esque. So sure
277.Like to give hugs?
Not really
278.Like to walk in the rain?
Blah
279.Sleep with or without clothes on?
With
280.Prefer black or blue pens?
Blue
281.Dress up on Halloween?
Not for a few years now
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back?
Side
283.Think you’re attractive?
Nope
284.Want to marry?
Nope
285.Have a goldfish?
Davis Love III, yes
286.Ever have the falling dream?
Oh yeah
287.Have stuffed animals?
I have a witch. I call her Missy Witch-Witch
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
I have the images ingrained in my head from Catholic school, but no
289.Do you think God has a gender?
God is a sheep, as explained in my story
290.Do you think science counteracts religion?
I think religion counteracts sanity
291.Do you believe in organized religion?
I do not believe in religion
292.Where do you think we go when we die?
Um…the ground
293.How easy is it to make you laugh?
Very. “The ground!” Hahahaha…
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn’t?
That midget joke and racist and sexual jokes…yes
296.Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn’t?
The midget joke, yes
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
“Crunchatize me, Cap’n!” or “Erik Erickson”
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you’ve ever said or written?
“The Desert,” of course, and that Continental Chatroom thing. Those are the funniest I’ve written. As for saying, in response to what would happen if Jesus were in the Sistine Chapel when Maggie burns it: “God will have both Jesus and my asses, but he will resurrect Jesus’ ass after three days on a day that will be called ‘Asster'”
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody’s watching, when someone’s watching?
Both, yes
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
“Pon de Replay.” I cannot stand that damn song!
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
This one Spanish song
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head?
“YMCA,” “Sexy Back” and the Butt Song
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
The Butt Song when I’m feeling crazy, “It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi normally
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
“Addicted” by Simple Plan, just because the object of my affections hates me and has hated me for several years now. Long story
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
What I would HOPE? Howie Day’s “Collide”
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
Man, I dunno…I like a few movies a lot of people haven’t heard of…like “Tremors” or “Mystery Men”…both of those are fun
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
In most cases, yes. But some were rather close to the awesomeness of the original (“Toy Story 2″ for example)
308.Who’s your favorite Star Wars character?
C3PO! I always wanted to be C3PO…
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
Good ones
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
Those damn romantic comedies and those stupid humor movies
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
Healthiness, lately. That still doesn’t stop the Chips Ahoy, though!
312.What’s your favorite kind of cheese?
Colby-Jack all the way!
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
That I’m dynamite in bed…either that or I’m destined to marry two dudes named Colby and Jack
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
Probably not
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
Nah
Friends
316.What a unique category, don’t you think?
Indeed it is
317.Are you sure you have friends?
Nope
318.Best friend?
Don’t have one
319.Second-best friend?
Don’t have one
320.Email the most?
I don’t really email any of them
321.Call the most?
Nope…not this one either
322.IM the most?
Maggie!
323.Best friend of the opposite sex?
Aneel
324.Best offline friend?
Any of ’em
325.Best online friend?
Any of ’em
326.Which friend do you dislike the most?
Maggie. I’ve stated several times that I hate her with a passion :P
327.Person you can always confide in?
Any of ’em, I suppose
328.Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored?
Aneel, provided he doesn’t get bored first
329.In a fight or annoyed?
None of ’em at the moment
330.Friend’s house you sleep at the most?
I’d have to say Candida’s/Shannyn’s, since I stayed over there once
331.Friend’s house you wish you could sleep at but can’t?
Aneel’s!
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial?
No one
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation?
Aneel. Cause he’s cool
334.Craziest?
Haha, all of ’em
335.Weirdest?
Same as above
336.Most fun?
Maggie
337.Saddest?
No idea
338.Quietest?
Aneel, until you get him on the subject of cars
339.Who knows you the best?
Probably Aneel
340.Who do you know the best?
Aneel!
341.Who do you like to shop with?
I’ve BEEN shopping with Aneel and E’raina and Amy…that was fun.
342.Talk with?
All of ’em, again!
343.Trust the most?
Aneel, just cause he knows that if he messes with me he’ll get killed :P
344.Flirt with?
Haha, Aneel
345.Laugh with?
Maggie
346.Give advice to?
I give advice to Aneel, but whenever he takes it it goes wrong…
347.Who gives you advice?
Aneel, E’raina
348.Best singer?
Probably Maggie or Aneel, cause they’re in choirs…but I’ve never heard anyone sing by themselves, though
349.Best athlete?
E’raina?
350.Who is the nicest?
Aneel!
351.Who is the meanest?
Man, I dunno…
352.Best dancer?
Amy. She’s so hot
353.Best writer?
Aneel! Gahahaha…”…and living in the height of my glory she died.” Best story ever
354.Best smile?
E’raina
355.Most creative?
I dunno…Aneel…again…
356.Best dressed?
Haha, Aneel
357.Best shoes?
I like E’raina’s, they’re pretty cool
358.Who doesn’t care if they lie?
Maggie? I dunno
359.Who can’t lie?
Probably Amie…
360.Most innocent?
Aneel!
361.Most innocent looking?
E’raina :P
362.Rebel?
Maggie?
363.Moodiest?
Man, I’m bad at this…
364.Happiest?
Candida!
365.Cutest?
Aneel
Do/Are/Who’s?
366. It’s because I’m bored, can’t you figure that out?
Why yes…I can!
367.Religious?
Dear god no (haha, that’s a funny sentence now)
368.Try to be fashionable?
Nope
369.Think fashion is important?
Nope
370.Get along with your family?
My mom
371.Get along with your friends?
Mostly
372.Get grounded?
Once…a long time ago
373.Know any foreign languages?
Well, I know the international language of sex and…ah, screw it
374.Run into walls/doors?
When I really, really want to
375.Blonde?
No
376.Who do you talk to most online?
Maggie
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone?
No one
378.Are you a bum?
I HAVE a bum…
379.Do you get online a lot?
Is this a trick question?
380.Do you shower?
Every other day
381.Do you hate school?
College is not all it’s cracked up to be
382.Do you have a social life?
Haha, no
383.Do you trust people easily?
No
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)?
All the time! I’m lying right now! …or AM I?
385.Are you a daredevil?
When it comes to some things, yes
386.Would you ever sky dive?
Oh hell ya!
387.Do you like to dance?
I do, but I suck at it…
388.Are you funny?
I think I am. Most people define it as “annoying,” though
389.Are you a serious person?
Sometimes
390.Do you make friends easily?
Not really
391.Do you work out?
Every other day
392.Do you like to work out?
No
393.How much can you bench press?
A kitten! Honestly, not that much. 70 or so. I’m a weakling
394.How much can you lift?
I can pick up a few fat people…
395.Are you a popular person?
No
396.Do you have plans for your future?
Yes. They’re all charted out exactly, too
397.Do you plan to go to college?
I am in college, and yes, it was planned
398.Do you play sports?
Nope
399.Do you like sports?
Nope
400.Do you play an instrument?
Many
401.Know what you want to be when you get older?
Psychologist/writer/world-changer
402.Ever been out of state?
Yes! Washington, California, Wyoming, Nevada, Utah, Alaska, Missouri, Washington D.C…I think that’s about it
403.Out of the country?
Sweden! Finland! Canada! England!
404.Do you like to travel?
Yes. Yes I do
405.What do YOU think of the way you look?
It’s crappy
406.What do YOU think about your attitude?
It’s crappy
407.What do you think about life after death?
It’s something I can’t imagine very well
408.What do you think about karma?
I hate when people use the word “karma” to describe the good and bad things in life…that’s NOT what it is, people!
409.What do you think about love?
Haha…not for me :(
410.What do you think about fate?
I think it’s a possible explanation for things, but probably not a very likely one
411.What do you think about yourself?
I’m full of myself but I hate myself at the same time. What’s up with that?
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard?
Self-hate crap. Not proud of it, either
413.What would you give your life for?
Any worthy cause, but I have yet to find one that hasn’t been corrupted
414.What do you think about your first love?
He’s a jackass
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you?
Hasn’t happened yet
416.What are you scared of?
Failure, commitment, TV screens (touching them)
417.Do you cry easily?
Haha, yes
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you?
Physically? That’s a long list. Mentally? A few books have gotten to me…
419.What was the saddest moment of your life?
When my grandpa died and I was in the hospital room with him
420.What would life be without friends?
Pretty much the same. Please don’t take offence to this, guys!
421.Without family?
It would suck without my mom!
422.Without you?
Better
423.Are you deep?
Sometimes. Other times, I’m like a flippin’ five-year-old
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance?
Chance
425.Do you like your town?
Yes, unlike most of the people who live here
426.Do you wanna get out of your town?
Yes, even though I like it. It gets a little old after 19 years
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad?
Don’t have a mouse pad
428.What color is your mouse pad?
See above
429.Drink a lot of water?
Not really, actually
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.?
I have a cell phone, but I rarely use it for anything but taking crappy pictures
431.Do you like amusement parks?
Yes! Woo!
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags?
Nope
433.What namebrand do you wear the most?
I have no idea
434.Do you like taking pictures?
Yes, but they’re always ugly
435.Do you like getting your picture taken?
Yes, but I’m always ugly
436.Do you have a tan?
Haha…no
437.Do you get annoyed easily?
Yes. Yes, I do
438.What are you hobbies?
Reading, writing, computer crap, Flash, The Sims 2, music…all that fun stuff
439.Do you have your own phone/phone line?
In the dorm, I guess so
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls?
I have two posters of Antarctica, one of the world, another of different types of clouds, and one of the Periodic Table
441.Are you sick of this survey yet?
Nope
442.Do you get good grades in school?
4.0 so far…
443.How do you vent your anger?
I yell, hit things (not people)
444.Are you a role model?
Haha…in school, yes. In life, no
445.Who do you look up to?
No one, really
446.Who do you trust the most?
I don’t trust anyone
447.Do you have any piercings?
Ears
448.Do you have any tattoos?
No, unfortunately
449.Do you dream a lot?
Yes
450.Do you daydream a lot?
Yes!
451.Have you had a nightmare lately?
Last night, actually
452.Do you have any allergies?
Asthma medicine, pineapple, random plants
453.Do you have any health problems?
I can’t smell, anemia…I think that’s about it
454.Do you like animals?
Yes! I love them
455.Do you have any pets?
Two cats and a dog
456.Do you like siblings?
I probably wouldn’t, no
457.Do you have glasses/contacts?
Yes, glasses
458.Do you have braces?
Nope
459.Do you have a job?
Haha…I’m a slacker, so no
460.Have you ever been fired from a job?
Nope
461.Who did YOU want to be President?
Anyone…ANYONE but Bush
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why?
Myself! Because I rock! And I could organize and fix everything!
463.Do you have a curfew?
Nope
464.Are you a vegetarian?
Nope
465.Could you be a vegetarian?
A vegetarian, probably. A vegan, no
466.Have you ever thought about suicide?
Yes
467.Do you like coffee?
Nope
468.Do you have a sweet tooth?
Very much, yes
469.Do you like horror movies?
Eh, they’re okay
470.Do you like to spend or save your money?
I like both!
471.Do you keep your room clean?
Immaculate
472.Do yours well?
Huh?
473.Do you eat vegetables? </FONT>< SPAN>
Yes
474.Are you a flirt?
Kinda
475.Are you good at flirting?
Not at all
476.Do you like to go to parties?
Nope
477.Do you still go trick or treating?
Nope
478.Are you an angel or a little devil?
An angel sometimes, a devil others
479.Do you get along with people?
Nope
480.Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere?
Yes
481.Have you ever won anything?
A few little stupid things, yes
482.Do you have a waterbed or a regular bed?
Regular
483.What size?
A twin, I think
484.Do you get bored easily?
Nope
485.Do you play golf?
I suck at golf, so no
486.Do you play miniature golf?
I suck at mini golf, so no
487.Do you like tennis?
Yes
488.Are you flexible?
Nope
489.Are you a sweet heart?
Not really
490.Would you like to be cloned?
I don’ t think the world could handle it
491.What are your opinions on cloning?
I say no. We’ve already got enough people
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning…very very frightening…
494.Did you like this survey?
Yes, I did
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out?
Nope
496.What questions do you wish it had asked?
I think enough were covered
497.How would you have answered them?
Again, enough were covered
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you?
I tell my mom every single day
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?
I want them to know that I tried not to insult them, and that I’m deeper than 500 questions. I also want them to know that I challenge them to fill this out! BWAHAHAH!
500.What time is it?
4:50 PM (like two days later)
Haha, what the hell?
This is probably the strangest survey I’ve come across, so of course I had to fill it out:
NAME:
Claudia
5 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A BRICK:
1. Build with it
2. Chuck it at an enemy
3. Hump it
4. Use it to smash one Christmas light in a long series of Christmas lights that are connected to a electrical converter that is hooked to a quarter welded to a snakeskin that has been coated with a special metal alloy that enables it to transmit nuclear energy through the air to a reciever on the hood of a time-warping machine that allows you to go back to the time to prevent said brick from ever being made.
5. Stand on it to create the illusion of height!
I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO:
Use a brick to smash one Christmas light in a long series of Christmas lights that are connected to a electrical converter that is hooked to a quarter welded to a snakeskin that has been coated with a special metal alloy that enables it to transmit nuclear energy through the air to a reciever on the hood of a time-warping machine that allows you to go back to the time to prevent said brick from ever being made.
IF YOU HAD TO BE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH AN INFAMOUS CRIMINAL (DEAD OR ALIVE), WHO WOULD IT BE?
Hitler! Definitely Hitler.
Note: me choosing Hitler as the criminal I’d like to spend time with on a desert island does not make me a Hitler activist. Jeez.
BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR VS. A VELOCIRAPTOR: WHO WOULD WIN?
It’s all a question of stamina. Will barney be able to withstand the disemboweling longer than the velociraptor will be able to withstand the “I love you…you love me…” song?
Yeah. My vote’s on Barney.
HOW DO YOU THROW AWAY A GARGABE CAN?
Duh! You throw it in the…
…oh.
Fail.
ITS TIME TO VOTE. THE OPPOSING PARTY OFFERS YOU $100 TO VOTE FOR THEM, AND WILL KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH IT. DO YOU ACCEPT?
The opposing party in this case is the Republican Party. So no way in hell.
IF PRESIDENT BUSH WAS A TYPE OF FOOD, WHAT FOOD WOULD HE BE?
A dodo meat burger.
No question.
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS:
You mean I could make my own? Wow…this could take awhile…
I must think on this.
Millard Fillmore?! No way!
Because Millard Fillmore Appreciation Week should last one day longer than a week:
The Survey in Which Every Answer Includes the Name “Millard Fillmore”
1. I love…Millard Fillmore
2. Right now I want…to get into Millard Fillmore’s pants
3. I feel like…feeling up Millard Fillmore
4. I hate it when…I’m not feeling up Millard Fillmore
5. I fear…a world without Millard Fillmore
6. I’m lonely without…Millard Fillmore by my side
7. I need…Millard Fillmore! Now! Go!
8. Today I…went to Millard Fillmore’s grave and wept uncontrollably for the great loss our country suffered when he died
9. Tomorrow I’m…going to Millard Fillmore’s grave to weep uncontrollably for the great loss our country suffered when he died (and then I’m going to get that taco from last night’s dream)
10. I just…want Millard Fillmore, is that too much to ask?!
11. I want to meet…Abraham Lincoln (cause I’ve already met Millard Fillmore)
12. I’m hungry for…whatever Millard Fillmore cooks
13. I love it when…Millard Fillmore takes his pants off and does the “Macarena” every night at 10
14. I’m afraid of…losing my sex drive and having to explain myself to Millard Fillmore on our honeymoon
15. I’m listening to…Millard Fillmore whispering sweet nothings into the ear of a bran muffin
16. I’m wearing…underwear that used to belong to Millard Fillmore
17. I wish I was in…Millard Fillmore
18. I’m craving…Millard Fillmore’s…yeah.
19. I want to get…a Millard Fillmore action figure to play with when he’s not around!
20. I can…see myself being Millard Fillmore’s wife
21. I can’t…marry anyone else but Millard Fillmore!
22. I have…a social obligation to Millard Fillmore! That is why I can see myself as his wife!
23. I haven’t…been unfaithful to Millard Fillmore. Never!
24. I’m nervous to…tell Millard Fillmore that I once dated Zach Taylor and now he’s stalking me even though he’s dead
25. My Mom thinks…that I’m a bit too obsessed with Millard Fillmore
26. My Dad thinks…”who the hell is Millard Fillmore?”
27. I think…”Millard Fillmore + me = OMG!”
28. I’m happy when…Millard Fillmore is in the room
29. I’m sad when…Millard Fillmore sets fire to the room
30. I like eating…when Millard Fillmore’s around me!
31. I hate eating…alone and without Millard Fillmore
32. I love watching…Millard Fillmore take his drawers off and beckon me towards him
33. I love listening to…Millard Fillmore’s feeble attempts at tickling the ivory (he hates elephants and they like to stomp him)
34. I like playing…with Millard Fillmore’s fragile emotions till he’s putty in my hands and I can do whatever I want with him!
35. I hate waking up to…my parole officer threatening me in order to get me to stop stalking Millard Fillmore
36. I can see…Millard Fillmore! Seriously, he’s right there! Don’t you see him?
37. I’m glad that…Millard Fillmore was around and made our world better
38. I’m disappointed that…Millard Fillmore never got around to culinary school (those stupid elephants take up too much of his time!)
39. I look like…Millard Fillmore’s twice-removed half-brother’s uncle’s cousin’s second daughter
40. I wish I looked like…Millard Fillmore
Holy crap! Survey #3!
Two Names You Go By:
1. Claudia
2. Claude
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Undies
2. Pants
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. True love
2. Dry humping
Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
1. Write
2. Read
Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. A Pulitzer Prize
2. A taco
Two pets you had/have:
1. Pretty kitty Annabelle
2. Pretty puppy Mindy
Two things you did last night:
1. Homework
2. Had a taco
Two People that live in your house:
1. Dorm, you mean? In the whole dorm? ‘Cause no one live in my room…
2. Aw frick! My fish! That counts, right?
Two things you ate today:
1. Nothing yet.
2. Seriously…been too busy
Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Mom
2. Dr. Queller (last class)
Two Things You’re doing tomorrow:
1. Homework
2. Rec Center (damn)
Two longest car rides:
1. 24 hour bus drive down to Disneyland with the band!
2. 24 hour car drive to California with my dad.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Groundhog Day (it IS a holiday!)
Two favorite beverages:
1. Water
2. Milk
Another quiz! Top 10! Lifted from a friend! I’m unstoppable!
TEN FAVORITES
01. television show: “Chicago Hope”
02. flower: PUSSYWILLOW! Is that a flower?
03. color: Orange
04. sport: Marching band!
05. mall: Erm…Palouse?
06. music: Techno!
07. food: Basque (new obsession)
08. season: Summer
09. animal: Cat
10. city: Stockholm
TEN FACTS
01. hometown: Moscow, ID
02. hair color: Black
03. hair length: Almost boy’s length short
05. eye color: Hazel
06. shoe size: 6
07. mood: Purple
08. orientation: Towards whomever is interested (honestly)
09. available? Yes
10. lefty/righty: Righty
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
01. have you ever been in love: Maybe…
02. do you believe in love: Yes
03. why did your last relationship fail? It consisted of nothing but lighthearted stalking…
04. have you ever been heartbroken: Man…yes
05. have you ever broken someone’s heart: Don’t think so…
06. have you ever fallen for your best friend: Fallen for? No. Fallen on with the goal to hump? Yes.
07. have you ever loved someone but never told them: Yes
08. are you afraid of commitment: Probably
09. have you ever had a secret admirer: Um…not so secret when they kinda stalk you visibly, but I suppose so
10. do you believe in love at first sight: Yes
TEN THINGS: THIS OR THAT
01. love or money: Humping for pocket change (a nice even mix of the two!)
02. hard liquor or beer: Neither
03. one night stand or relationship? What is humping categorized as? What if it’s repeated humping of one person?
05. television or internet: Internet
06. pepsi or coke: Neither
07. wild night out or romantic night in: Wild!
08. colored or black and white pictures: Colored
09. phone or in person: Neither
10. aim or myspace: MySpace!
TEN HAVE YOU EVERS
01. have you ever been caught sneaking out: No
02. have you ever skinny dipped: Surprisingly, no
03. have you ever done something you regret: Many times
04. have you ever bungee jumped: Unfortunately, no
05. have you ever been on a house boat: Nope
06. have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker: Nope
07. have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt: Yes…still in pain
10. have you ever been caught by your parents doing it? Ahahaha…haha…ha…no.
TEN EMOTIONS
01. are you missing someone right now: Yes
02. are you happy: Relatively
03. are you talking to anyone right now: Myself
04. are you bored: No…I should be doing homework, actually
05. are you German: ¼ of me is
06. are you Irish: Nope
07. are you French: Nope…are these emotions?
08. are you Italian: Nope
09. are your parents still married: Nope
10. do you like someone right now: YES!
Survey time!
What Is…
Beside you: My printer
Chicken pox: “What is chicken pox?” Well, they suck…
Sore Throat: “What is sore throat?” It is bad English is what it is.
Stitches: Again, bad English!
Broken nose: Gr.
Do You…
Believe in love at first sight: Ahoy!
Long distant relationships: “Do you long distant relationships?” Nope.
Like school: I find college disappointing academically, but it’s only the first semester.
Question yourself: Oh dear god yes.
Who was the last person that called you?: Mom
Who makes you smile the most: Myself. And Claude. And Jafar.
Who knows you the best: Jafar.
Do you like filling these out: Yes. I am not ashamed.
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses: Glasses!
Do you get along with your family: My mom, yes.
Final Questions:
What did you do yesterday: Humped some stuff…went to classes…the usual.
What car/truck do you wish to have: Don’t own one a’ those.
How many remote controls are in your house?: Uno
Are you double jointed? Nope
When you last showered: Yesterday
Scary or Funny Movies: Funny
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Rootbeer or Dr.Pepper: Neither
Summer or winter: Summah!
Silver or Gold: Gold is sex
Diamond or pearl: Diamond is sex
Sprite or 7up: Neither
Coffee or tea: Neither
Phone or in person: Neither again! I’m a rebel!
What fun.
10 things you didn’t know about me
I CHALLENGE YOU….
…to do this list yourself! Just make your own list of 10 things you don’t think anyone knows about yourself (except for yourself, obviously. Duh.) and post it here so I can read it and I can further heighten my stalking—er, friendship with you.
And…go!
1. I wish I were British (or talked with a British accent at least).
2. I actually like it when people assume I dye my hair because it makes me feel special when I tell them I don’t.
3. I used to think that cells were made of “special” material (rather than atoms).
4. I got started wearing bright clothes because people always assumed I was a Goth (then the brightness kinda took off…look where I am today, fools! BWA HA HA!).
5. I think blonde hair is hot.
6. I almost majored in glaciology.
7. I used to have a thing for George Washington (a long time ago, people, give me a break).
8. Now I have a thing for General Grant.
9. VIRGIN!! (many of you probably guessed this just from knowing me).
10. I’m weirder than you think I am…
That was harder than I thought it would be. I guess I tend to tell people a lot of random facts about myself. Oh well.
AHOY!
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