Things that cheer me up:

• Teaching stats. Lots and lots of stats.
• Leibniz. Lots and lots of Leibniz. (Naked.)
• Calculus.
• MENERGY!!
• Rage Quit.
• AH in general.
• This.
• The Hitler in Captain Planet video.

And the comments on the Hitler in Captain Planet video:

• People going back in time to sell Hitler the atomic bomb is my top environmental issue too.
• Why the fuck does Hitler have a Hulk Hogan moustache?
• why the sweet hell does Hitler have a fu-manchu mustache?!
• Well there you have it. Those other kids can have their strong ring powers. Mati headbutted Hitler. All further arguments are invalid…
• What in the actual jumping monkeyfuck?
• Two perfectly weak windows to bust through, Captain chooses the wall.
• I can’t get over the fact that captain planet is so lame, you can literally defeat him by simply *hating* him hard enough.
• If you can’t trust Adolf Hitler, who the hell can you trust?
• those goofy Nazis
• Captain planet has the right idea, throw all of our problems INTO SPACE!!!
• The Furher does not barter. He CONQUERS!
• hahaha ‘stop bidding or else ill invade you’ wish i could use that on ebay