You know what’s hilarious/frightening? Going on Amazon, searching for some specific thing, and then ranking the results from highest price to lowest to see the most outrageous items ever.

Also, Amazon is currently out of their stock of Giant Inflatable Penis costumes. Just FYI. (No, I did not just buy them all.)

OH MY GOD it has 16 reviews.

“I am sure my brother will like it as he has always been a bit of a cock.”

“Never a dull moment at a party if you’re dressed as a huge penis.” Quite possibly the truest words in the galaxy.

“People kept calling me a knob.”

HAHAHAHAHA.

Edit: Oh Jesus, don’t Google “giant inflatable penis costume.”