This is the greatest thing on the internet.
Jesus Markoving Christ is a generator by Josh Millard that takes words/phrases from the Bible and creates new phrases based on a Markov chain process.
(Yes, this is the same guy who did the Garkov generator I posted a few days back, but this is so much more entertaining).
Some of these are just…wow.
Someone should make a quiz: “Actual Bible Quote or Jesus Markoving Christ?”
Oh Internet…
There has been at least one previous blog post in which I’ve mentioned an assortment of Garfield parodies/tributes.
Well here’s another one. Garkov uses a Markov model to take transcripts of old Garfield strips and rearranges it to make new strips.
Some of them that you get are freaking great.
There’s also a list of other Garfield fun on the internet at the bottom of the page.
Awesome.














