HAPPY NEW YEAR, PEOPLE!
Also, today is yet another blog anniversary. I’m not even keeping track anymore, dangit.
Anyways, this one’s for you, Maggie:
The explanation as to why Spork=Insanity
Bacon=”inside” a pig. Use the “in” and put it on the left “side” of “sbacon.”
Bacon can sometimes be unsanitary. Replace “bacon” with “unsanitary.”
The sun has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Delete it.
To rid the word of the “a” and the “r”, think of something that starts with those two letters. Like AR (accelerated reader) books. Did you have to read those in junior high? Didn’t you hate that? Don’t you want to rid your mind of the experience? Yes? Good. Delete the “a” and the “r.”