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only capitalists capitalize

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There are few things that are more hilarious than dubbed infomercials. These two are great.

The old lady at 1:05, oh my god.

 

Yes, I think the farting sound effects are funny. I’m an adult.

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HULA!

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I’ve reached the “everything is hilarious and nothing hurts” stage of sleep deprivation.
However, I can’t tell if this infomercial is hysterical because I haven’t slept or because it’s just so freaking absurd.

I laughed for like 15 minutes straight at this. And as often happens with a funny YouTube video, the comments section is just as great:

  • Statistically, 79% of this galaxy’s species became extinct within 10 generations after inventing the Hawaii chair.
  • Einstein had also a hawaii chair
  • When you sit, you can get fit, while looking like a tit
  • she looks like she’s spinning on a cock
  • Thikljankds fojkrjr reachinfinfg outtt sennnnt irhjdf from mmmmqy yyy Hawaasii ii iii chaaasidsdiiirr
  • Oh good, now I can simulate what having Parkinsons is like.
  • Notice the spokesman has solid black eyes
  • The one girl has her hands up at 0:14 like it’s some kind of god damn theme park ride lol
  • what the fuck is a hula motor
  • “that feels great on my abs” thats your balls mate
  • boss : “write this neatly; don’t fuck it up!” you : ” can’t ” 
  • DEAR SANTA…

Wow.

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Out of Africa (fresh shipment of Africa due in tomorrow)

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Neeeeeew header! I’m not sure if I like it, though. I can’t tell if it goes well with the background/color scheme of my blog overall or if there’s something slightly off about it.

Meh.

I’m not feeling too great today, so instead of a science blog you get this:

I may have already posted this in the past but what’re you gonna do, eh? It’s funny. And we all remember Tiddy Bear.

 

And this one, too.

 

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