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• Gauss didn’t discover the normal distribution, nature conformed to his will.
• Gauss can recite all of pi – backwards.
• Gauss doesn’t understand stochastic processes because he can predict random numbers.
• Gauss is an exclusive member of an empty set.
• Gauss can calculate the determinant of a non-square matrix
• When Gauss was thirsty, he used Banach–Tarski paradox to get more orange juice.