Every mathematician needs a site like this.
- Gauss didn’t discover the normal distribution, nature conformed to his will.
- Gauss can recite all of pi – backwards.
- Gauss doesn’t understand stochastic processes because he can predict random numbers.
- Gauss is an exclusive member of an empty set.
- Gauss can calculate the determinant of a non-square matrix
- When Gauss was thirsty, he used Banach–Tarski paradox to get more orange juice.