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Eminem is 47 years old.

Eminem just released a new surprise album, Music to be Murdered By.

One of the songs, “Godzilla,” features some of the fastest rapping I’ve ever heard. Check it:

Apparently in that fastest verse (starting at 2:57), he’s rapping 10.65 syllables per second. That’s ridiculous.

Eminem’s still got it.

The Real Prince of Denmark

Blame a crossword puzzle for this buffoonery. I was going to do the whole song, but I guess I just crashed on the couch and didn’t finish anything but the first main verse thingy.

I’m a rock star.

(Sung to the tune of “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem).
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Prince of Denmark please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Prince of Denmark please stand up?
We’re going to have a problem here

Y’all act like you never seen a dead father before
Lyin’ on the floor, an uncle with poison runnin’ out the door
Started rulin’ the country worse than before, Hamlet thought he was bored
But he’s just melancholy

It’s the return of the “To be, or not to be, woe is me,
Horatio didn’t just see a ghost, did he?”
And Ophelia said…
Nothing you idiots, Ophelia’s dead, she drowned after goin’ mad!

Also, I just realized how freaking long the original song is.

*heavy metal screeching*

Question: is it wrong to take the perfection that is Lone Digger and mash it up with some Eminem?

Answer: No. In fact, it’s wrong not to.


1:29 OH MY GOD

(Sorry, I get really excited about good mashups)