So we all know that Weird Al has some original songs, right? I mean, ones that aren’t parodies of other ones.

I have listened to Weird Al MY ENTIRE LIFE and FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I thought “Here’s Johnny” was one of his originals.

That is, until we went grocery shopping today.

The beginning of what I thought was this song started playing in the store and I was like “OMFG WEIRD AL IN SAFEWAY” but it was a LIE. It was this:

I honestly had no idea “Here’s Johnny” was a parody. Not ever.

My mind is blown.

Reality makes no sense.