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Holy Jesus turds, I forgot how absolutely terrifying driving is.
Context: Since I murdered my knee/leg/whatever yesterday but still needed some stuff from Walmart, my mom let me take the car instead of me having to hobble all around town and carry stuff back on a busted up leg.
So I took the car and felt like I was going 4,000 mph the whole time even though I was chugging along at like 10 mph due to all the construction around town.
Seriously, though. It’s been a long time since I’ve driven a car and I forgot just how much concentration and attention it takes to make sure you’re doing everything you can to not get into an accident.
Don’t hit the other cars.
Don’t hit the people.
Don’t hit the objects.
Don’t drive too quickly or too slowly.
Check yo’ mirrors.
Pull into a parking space without hitting anything.
Back out of a parking space?!?!?!?
I caN’T REACH THE PEDALS I’M SO FUCKING SHORT
LEFT TURNS OH GOD THE ANXIETY I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
I much prefer walking, thank you.