Man, it’s been a while since I’ve seen something that made me just go “HAH” out loud. I love it.
Okay, I’m getting pretty sick of all this shit. I’m happy, okay? You all just need to shut the hell up and deal with it, ‘cause guess what? I’m not going to change anything. Just chill the hell out and leave me alone.
Why do I have this uncanny ability to make everything as awkward as possible?
Sorry, everyone affected.
UGH why does everything I do seem to make someone else’s life a little bit crappier? This is obnoxious, and a crappy way to start the semester.
Guess what, guess what?!?!?!?!?!?
I wrote a play.
And guess what, guess what?!?!?!?!?!?
It’s going to be produced.
I am in a state of joy only comparable to the state of joy I achieve when I’m not wearing pants in a public area.