Canadian Mall – Installment 2: Metropolis at Metrotown
Holy crap, what a big mall.
It doesn’t have a University attached to it, but it’s pretty impressive nonetheless. Three floors, lots of escalators, and a Chapters.
Not the easiest place to get to, though, especially if you’re walking. I kept seeing these signs for “Metrotown” but I couldn’t see the mall at all until I was right on top of it. Low profile little bugger. The only thing that really guided me there was the Skytrain tracks.
Anyway.
Pros:
– The Real Canadian Superstore. I guess if you’re really Canadian, you take superstores very seriously. It’s Walmart on crack up here.
– There was an HMV, which prompted the purchase of the fifth season of Futurama. I’m watching it now; it’s excellent so far.
– Horrible layout, but copious amounts of “YOU ARE HERE” maps, which people like me appreciate greatly.
Cons:
– Mike Rowe needs to come up here for a Dirty Jobs episode to just clean the Zellers bathrooms.
– Actually, the whole Zellers was gross. It was like nobody had cleaned or restocked anything in months.
– So. Many. People.
So yeah. Pretty good overall, and right next to the Skytrain. And Burnaby > Surrey.
Do naughty maize watch cornography?
You know what are hilarious? Relationships. I remember the great love trapezoids of 2008, what a fun year that was.
You know what’s even more hilarious than relationships? MSN conversations about them. Sean put up with a lot of crap.
Sorry, it’s been a long day. I had to go to fucking Burnaby to find Bisquick (Burnaby is approximately 2 hours away by bus/Skytrain). I also found shoes, but I didn’t buy them.
My life’s exciting, isn’t it? I’m in a bad weekend place, go to hell.
Today’s song: Kiss the Rain by Billie Myers
