I miss my artsy-fartsy childhood sometimes
When I was a kid in elementary school, I remember my mom always getting a little catalog full of “summer enrichment courses” offered by the city of Moscow. The catalog contained info for both adult and child classes. Being an only child with two working parents, it afforded my family to find me something to do over the summer, something which I readily looked forward to and, because of this, always loved to look through it to find the most interesting summer distractions.
Once, when I was about 6, we found a two-week-long program (that, now that I think about it, ran during the school year and not the summer) that was basically a clay camp—it was for younger kids like myself and it entailed making things out of clay and, after they were fired, glazing them and taking them home.
This was perhaps the greatest activity ever for me.
I remember being totally enthralled by it. This wasn’t the rubbery, neon-colored, oven-bake Sculpey clay I was used to. This was actual moist clay that had to be fired in a kiln before you could do anything else with it. And the glazing? HOLY FREAKING CRAP. I loved how glazes that looked brown or black initially “magically” turned out red or green or baby blue after the clay pieces were fired a second time.
The instructor of this clay class was (and, for all I know, still is) Linda Canary. I really liked her and she really liked me and I really liked clay, so after I had taken clay class several times, she suggested to my mom that I should try out Art Camp, a summer camp she run in which kids not only got to play with clay but also got to use charcoal, oil pastels, acrylic paint, plaster, sculpt soapstone, make books, and (perhaps most importantly) play on Linda’s property, which included a huge field, access to Paradise Creek, like fifteen semi-domesticated cats, a huge dress-up bin, and two treehouses. Not only that, but this camp ran for FIVE HOURS every weekday for TWO WEEKS.
Needless to say, I was thrilled.
I went to this camp until I was older than the upper age limit Linda had written on the flyers. So did I stop going? NEVER! Linda and I had gotten to know each other very well, and she actually suggested once I reached the age of 13 that I should act as her apprentice. What that meant: I would be able to attend the camp without paying the fee, but my job would basically be to assist the younger kids, organize the supplies, set up stuff between activities, and clean brushes/pottery wheels/charcoal-covered tables/charcoal-covered kids. But I could also do as much art as I wanted.
AWESOME.
I think I apprenticed until I was 16 or 17, before I had to go and get a “real” job. Would I go back and do it again if Linda were to ever ask me? Hell yes. Art Camp was one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.
Anyway.
I don’t know what made me think so much about Art Camp this afternoon, but when I got back from walking around London I screwed around on the internet to see if I could find the kiln brands that Linda used, ‘cause if I ever get rich I’m SO building myself a pottery studio. I came across Dogwood Ceramic Supply, which is where I think Linda got EVERYTHING, including glaze.
So hey, if this kind of stuff interests you at all, click on the link and browse around. If I make my own studio, I’m holding adult Art Camps. Because we all need some unabashed creativity in our lives.
The end.
Oh crap
OH CRAP I MISSED CLOCK DAY.
And it was the 10 year anniversary of B, too.
Shameshameshameshameshame.
What the hell is Clock Day, you ask? I’ve talked about The Clock Crew on here a few times before, but I don’t think I ever really explained them (well, “us,” since I’m a member too). So I’ll point you to this description on Newgrounds’ Clock Crew page, since it does a fairly succinct job of describing the madness.
In honor of 10 years of B, here’s a sampling of some of my favorite Clock movies, if anyone cares (and if not, too bad, my blog).
B (of course)
The CC’s Humble Beginnings
Ten Commandments
Let It B
The Portal and The Portal Outtakes
Fun times!
Back in Moscow
Hi fools, I’m back in Moscow for a week or so! Cruise was fun, albeit slightly stressful for several reasons. My internet connection’s having an identity crisis tonight so I can’t post this on DA, so I figure I’ll put it up for today’s post for whenever I get these up.
First drawing in a long time. Loooong time.
Thesis hangover.
Does bread experience social loafing?
HEY Y’ALL!
In the spirit of early New Year’s resolutions with longer completion dates, I have submitted my 101 in 1001 list here. This (still expanding) list will be my list of 101 goals I would like to complete in 1,001 days (starting on the 5th, ‘cause I’m obsessive like that). So I’ll have until September 2, 2013 to complete everything I list here.
Likely? Nope.
Fun to attempt? Yup.
It’s like 2 in the morning right now and I spent all day working on trying to clearly define noncentrality-based fit indices, so my brain’s not working to full capacity at the moment, hence the fact that I’ve only got about 17 things listed right now. But it shall grow.
Oh yeah, and a drawing:
Today’s song: We Sing the Forest Electric by Graham Annable
Oh look, more crappy art

Click for zoom. Alternate title: Claudia Can’t Draw but Does it Anyway.
Alternate alternate title: Claudia Needs to Install Flash so She can Annoy You with That Instead
These will get more interesting soon, I promise.
Today’s song: The Last Day On Earth by Kate Miller-Heidke
Run for your life, it’s a blog!
More artsy fartsy crap. I can’t decide if I like this one or not.
Also, this is freaking awesome. I loved the Xbox logo. And the Vaio logo, just because it’s Vaio.
Today’s song: Sleepyhead (DCDJ Remix) originally by Passion Pit (THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS)
[WITTY TITLE]
I need to make a remix. Or a mashup. Something. I have the urge.
Unrelated note: I forgot to post this yesterday in all the end of the month excitement.
It would have been way more detailed, but apparently the weather in the Midwest had different plans and decided to throw a thunderstorm tantrum for most of the flight.
Also, this is now one of my new favorite 5sf:
Haha, sorry these are so short. My body’s in “I hate you, Claudia” mode because of various reasons.
Today’s song: Markers of Beautiful Memories by The Camerawalls
I used up all my colored pencils.
Like, literally…they’re unusable at their current length. All of them. Must buy more tomorrow. IN THE MEANTIME:
It’s a banana!
Yeah. Made in Flash. YES, I know it sucks, it’s the first time I’ve actually tried to “draw” digitally. The stick figures that appear in my animations do not count for obvious reasons, haha.
BLAH.
Today’s song: Une Chanson Pour Tout Dire by Eli et Papillon
“Do you make it to New Orleans?” “O-cajun-ally!”
This has been done for a few days, but I only got access to a scanner this afternoon.
Making Matt not look like an old man with the way his glasses were casting a shadow across his face = hard. This proved to me that I need to practice drawing non-LSD-type stuff. This is also the smallest drawing I’ve done in awhile (it’s about ¼ the size I usually do).
Anyway, I hope you like it, Matt! I’ve always been very bad at drawing lips, so I especially apologize for that part, haha.
Yay for drawing.
Today’s song: Sponsored by Destiny by Slagsmalsklubben
A request
Okay people.
So I have the strong urge to draw.
I really want to work on my portraits, but aside from buying Glamour and digging through it for good head shots (it’s pretty much what I’ve always done). So if any of you sillies would like a charcoal portrait drawn by me (I don’t suck too bad at portraits, I promise), let me know and pick out a good picture of yourself that I can use. It might go up on DeviantArt, but of course I’ll show it to you and ask your permission first.
Okay? Okay.
Today’s song: Nth Degree by Morningwood
Godot jokes will continue until he arrives.
More art!
Yay!
Alternate title: “Screw Research, I Want to Draw!”
Also: I don’t have any classes on Thursday!
Today’s song: Comptine D’Un Autre Ete L’Apres Midi by Yann Tiersen
What is the sound of one tree clapping?
New art! New art!
Yes, I’m annoying.
http://ladyleibniz.deviantart.com/art/Arterial-Flow-150924863
AND
http://ladyleibniz.deviantart.com/art/Vegetable-Duet-150923492
The first one I drew on Saturday, the second one I drew back in high school.
(Two months later edit: yeah, you’ve probably seen these already since I linked my whole DeviantArt page back in…June?)
Today’s song: Fireflies (Instrumental) by Owl City and my Audacity skills (hey, I like how it sounds, shut up)
LSD!
Possibly fake…but awesome nonetheless. This motivates me to find my sketchpad. And some LSD.
Best parts:
“Patient tries to climb into activity box, and is generally agitated – responds slowly to the suggestion he might like to draw some more.”
“Upon completing the drawing the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor.” (This sounds like some of my friends drunk)
The Serif is Mightier than the Sword (but not mightier than the GUN!)
Yay! I made a typeface. Sort of. Here ya go!

Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Well people, I broke down and got a deviantArt account, mainly because I wanted a place for my art crap just in case Vaio decides to bite it any time soon.
Here ya go, please be nice.
Pixel Philosophers
Alternate title: “Things Claudia Does to Avoid Homework/Cleaning Her Room/Death by Boredom/Drugs”
So this morning I woke up and put on my new snazzy David Hume shirt. After playing Rock Band for a bit, I sat down at about 4:00 with the intent to do a quick sketch of Hume in Flash, just to check my skills how much I suck.
I just finished. It’s 9:30.
FRUIT OF MY LABORS:

Yes, I know the shirt and the wig suck (I forgot to shade a few places…shut up, it’s the first time I’ve drawn ANYTHING in a long while, especially in Flash). But look at that lace neckerchief…damn.

Now he’s glowing with the help of Photoshop.
What are you doing in Berlin?!
This is super freaking cool, but he must be SO high off the paint!
In Space, No One Can Hear You Tween
Yeah. This is why I need school.
Note: crappy quality due both to my lack of Flash skills and the fact that I only spent about six minutes on this.
Just when you thought the album covers had ceased…THEY JUST KEEP GETTING DORKIER!
Idea that came to me from several random pieces. Awhile ago I was thinking what an awesome band name Cellophane would be. Yesterday I was messing around with Wikipedia’s “random article” generator and came across the “Cello” page. I thought to myself, “hmm, I wonder what I could do with those f-holes?” (get your minds out of the gutter!). Then late tonight came the revelation of “holy crap, I could use an f-hole as an “f” in a band name!”
Then, “Dang, too bad “Cellophane” doesn’t have an “f” in it.”
Then, “But it does have an “f” sound…maybe I could spell it “Cellofane.”
And, “Holy crap, it would be a PERFECT name for a cello group, ‘cause it’s CELLOfane!!!”
And this was produced (yes, I know, the instrument pictured in it is a violin. Shut up.)

Like it? Isn’t “String Theory” the BEST name for an album for a string group?
Blogs reflect life
That’s why these have been so crappy lately.
That good old after-semester let-down.

Waiter! I JUST WANT SOUP, DAMMIT!
Bored. Drew crap in Flash. Supposed to be somewhat abstract. Deal with the crappiness.

I should be stopped
More of these. Because I cannot stop.







